Dave Johnson

I leave jars of clear liquid in people's refrigerators labelled with the words dO NoT DriNk arranged from random newspaper clippings.

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@thsottiaux other Chromium based browser plug-in support (Brave, Brave, Brave, Br…)

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Fable 5 xhigh: With a 16GB target running a 20GB LLM, every specialized caching gain is is offset by slower FS cache. It's a dead path.

GPT-5.6 Sol xhigh: Hold my beer…

Flashchat w/Qwen3.5-35B-A3B-q4 w/LFU expert pinned cache goes from 8.6tok/s to 9.8tok/s

#buhbyeclaude

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Just as the U.S.A. ≠ Trump, Tesla ≠ Musk. Do better.

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@greentheonly …and surely only available on vehicles with factory tow package 🙄

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I just sponsored exelban. Go sponsor your tireless open source warriors ! https://t.co/izVnqY4Dk3

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@SnazzyLabs @minuspepo It's already bad enough with the asking for location on every web page every day. What happened to "Never ask me again!" ? :tableflip:

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@DJSnM Still waiting for carbon nanotube rope space elevator like…

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@Motabhai012 @gunsnrosesgirl3 Wonder how much longer it took during this emergency to bust out those windows versus just routing directly around the windshield ? #rhetoricalquestion

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I feel like I’m sitting around Thanksgiving dinner listening to the family debate if we should have an intervention to take great-grandpa’s drivers license away after he drove the car through the garage door

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@josefprusa @Prusa3D “[IRC]… something like Discord, but simpler and better”

You’ve won the Internet today👏🏼🎉

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@nitzukai Copland all over again !

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@eevblog Smaller 🍆 than any of those CT owners

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@DJSnM I once wallpapered my office with the Sun devloper library CDs 💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿

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@DJSnM https://t.co/Swhq7CAFES + T1 at work = my wasted youth ♥️

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@smartereveryday How every living organism we know of can never generate metabolic byproducts that occupy less volume than the energy sources they consume ?

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@fredlambert @GailAlfarATX plot twist: it's beyond the "TAKE OFF, NUKE IT FROM ORBIT" cutoff at this point

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So many Teslas on I5 doing 85mph+ @elonmusk We need NASCAR DraftMode 😆

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@dylancasey @Casey It was really for writing your room number on the back of…

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@Casey that subtle off-white color– I have to return some video tapes [abruptly leaves]

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@ID_AA_Carmack Ahh, the arbitrage opportunities