Kieran L

Blind. Permanently attached to @a5paige. #NUFC fan. tech, music and audio nerd. All views are my own.

[Kieran L @dj__k]

I did a thing! Met with Calum to talk about a subject very close to my heart, and one in which I have some very strong opinions on; audio description. Would love if you could check it out #BlindTwitter #DisabilityTwitter #DisabledTwitter
https://t.co/FoWEmXVobF

[Calum Brennan @TheComedyCal]

The latest episode of LWYE is here! @dj__k from episode 4 is back to talk about #AudioDescription in films, tv and theatres. Check it out here, and listen with your eyes! https://t.co/bJVYkkARjU #accessibility #podcast

[Paul Howard @AkaPaulHoward]

“Unfortunately he’d gone feral and we couldn’t re-introduce him into the home. He ended up living with my friend’s parents in Preston.” This is the commentary moment of the World Cup and it will not be beaten. Ever.

[Kieran L @dj__k]

@BlindGuyTech @jadesharp1992 @ITVX Hi mate, you might get a better response emailing [email protected] with the details

[CS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CFC_CS]

Thomas Tuchel's team talk for Sunday leaked.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

We're still thinking about Danny Murphy and Bob the Cat.

Commentary camera just dropped. 🫡

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

JUST IN: An independent survey has found that 87% of Americans believe that Mbappé was a 1997 number one hit by the American band Hanson.

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

The stuttering run up to a penalty kick. Learned from other players who did a stuttering run up to a penalty kick. Many of whom fucked it up.
And yet they still think it's some sort of magical key.
Just run straight on and hit it you dopes.

[Matt Forde @mattforde]

I’m still really excited by England.

Most games are really hard. We’re not going to blow teams like Ghana and Panama away because of the way they defend.

The crucial thing is to get results and that’s what we’ve been doing.

It’s also good to temper expectations and not get carried away.

Plus we showed that when games open up, like it did against Croatia, WE ARE THE MOST AMAZING TEAM ON THE GODDAMN PLANET AND IT IS ABSOLUTELY COMING HOME

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

“Scotland was rushed to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced going through.
He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to ‘going home’”

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

England fans: ‘my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the England goals. "Where are the England goals?" "When are you going to get the England goals?" "Why aren't you getting the goals now?" And so on. So, “where are the goals?”’

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

“They said they were going to the knockout rounds,
They lied, they lied.
They said the Scot’s would drink Boston dry,
They tried, they tried.
Why oh why is Scotland’s dreams dead,
Couldn’t they have just stayed at home instead”

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

It's the end of a broadcasting era.

This was the moment Radio 4 ended transmission on Long Wave 198khz since 1934

https://t.co/lViH9jknON

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

HAAAS ANYONE SEEN

✅ SCOTLAND
✅ ALLY MCCOIST
✅ SHEBAHN!
✅ BIG WILLIAM WALLACE
✅ IRN BRU
✅ NESSIE'S GETTING IT!
✅ GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE
✅ NO SCOTLAND NO PARTY
✅ PARTY'S OVER
✅ YES SIR I CAN BOOGIE
✅ DEEP FRIED MARS BARS

Jason Cundy continues his generational run... 🤣

[Kieran L @dj__k]

💯💯💯💯

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

STOP DOING STUTTER PENALTIES, AND JUST SMASH IT INTO THE NET.

Rant over.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

STOP DOING STUTTER PENALTIES, AND JUST SMASH IT INTO THE NET.

Rant over.

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

“Attackers and defenders are natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots.

Damn Scots! They ruined Scotlands World Cup chances!”

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

“A hydration break?!
At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely in this indoor air conditioned stadium?!”

[Carmonte @MonteCarNUFC]

Spurs negotiation tactics

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

Im trying to impress people here, Lisa.

You don't win friends with salad!

[Kieran L @dj__k]

@blindandb0ujee Well done Jack glug down that cider, you're right she's a slut and you never fucking liked her