LowKeyOG

The High Priest Your Royal Highness North Carolina's Finest

[LowKeyOG @DJ_Dirty_Work]

What a match! #argentina

[LowKeyOG @DJ_Dirty_Work]

If some of yall niggas bms gfs & wives could see the type of hoes yall be in here wastin money on🤣🤣

[LowKeyOG @DJ_Dirty_Work]

If her arms are fat you already know what’s next🤣

[LowKeyOG @DJ_Dirty_Work]

Bronny sposed to be ballin like ron harper son #nbaplayoffs

[Clinton @614clinton]

I don't usually go to strip clubs, but last night I found myself in a peculiar situation at a buddies bachelor party. One of the guys had a $20 bill, and when the dancer came over, he licked it and stuck it to her butt cheek. Not to be out done, another friend pulled out a $50, called her back, licked it, and stuck it to her other butt cheek!
Then, a third friend pulled out a $100, and I was getting nervous, but thankfully he just did the same thing, and stuck it on her cheek.
Then, the stripper suddenly raced over to me, wanting me to outdo the hundred.
I was so embarrassed, everyone was watching me. My heart was pounding and my mind was racing. What could I do I thought?
Then, my instinct kicked in,
so I pulled out
my ATM card, swiped it down the crack, grabbed the $170, and left.

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?”

“Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block, and gets to the corner before she does.

“Would you let me bite your breasts for $1000?” he asks again.

“Listen, you! I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?!”

So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?”

She thinks about it for a while, and says, “Hmmmmmm, $10,000, eh? Okay, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”

So they go into the alley where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them, and starts caressing them, fondling them, slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed, and asks, “Well, are you gonna bite them or not?”

“Nah,” he replies. “ Costs too much.”

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said: 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.

What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender: 'Well, ok, but what about that hook?

What happened to your hand?'

Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...'

Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'

Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock

of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.'

Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird shit?'

Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.

[East Oakland Dad @EastOaklandDad]

Jaxson hayes in the dunk contest #NBAAllStar26

[LowKeyOG @DJ_Dirty_Work]

Nigga did a layup line dunk smh #NBAAllStar26

[FELIX @FellMentKE]

Can you stay awake from 1 AM to 5 AM?

If yes, I have a remote job for you that pays $100/hr.

These companies pay daily in USD for night-shift roles that 99% of people will never see.

Here are 12 of them hiring this week:

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Record in the Super Bowl:

Steelers 6-2
Patriots 6-6

[LowKeyOG @DJ_Dirty_Work]

@AriTeaTalk Bitch is a bird

[Dave & Keri Bassili (AKA Maurice) @happiestporch]

Any Steeler fan pulling for NE to win #7 isn’t a Steeler fan…there, I said it..

[LowKeyOG @DJ_Dirty_Work]

Weakest Super Bowl ever #SuperBowl #superbowllv

[LowKeyOG @DJ_Dirty_Work]

Weird ass commercials #SuperBowl

[America's Favorite HBCU @JBrooks02]

#BlackHistoryMonth: In 1975, several members of the Jackson State University Sonic Boom of the South formed the group “Freedom”. They were signed by Malaco Records in 1979. The group’s song “Get Up and Dance” has been sampled by more than 40 musical artists and included in numerous scores and soundtracks. The song is one of the most referenced in the early years of the Hip-Hop genre.

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

A teacher says to a little boy in class, “If I gave you 2 cats plus another 2 cats, how many would you have?”

Little boy replied, “5”

Teacher, “No, listen carefully, if I gave you 2 cats plus another 2 cats, how many would you have?”

Little boy replied again, “5”

Teacher, “Ok, let me word this differently, if I gave you 2 apples plus 2 more apples, how many did I give you?”

Little boy, “4”

Teacher, “She repeats the cat question again, now how many do you have?”

Little boy, “5”

Teacher, “Where the heck are you getting 5 from?”

Little boy, “Because I already have a freaking cat”

[Frank Ammirante @FAmmiranteTFJ]

So much for a Steelers reset.

Now you probably see Aaron Rodgers stay, since Mike McCarthy is there.

They're in the exact same spot as before, except with a much worse coach.

One of the worst organizations in the NFL right now.

[PickensBurgh 🫡 @PickensBurgh]

DK Metcalf.

You punch a fan in Detroit and lose 45 million.

You get 2 weeks of rest nearly costing your team a playoff spot. Could have been training.

You then drop a massive momentum pass that hits all 10 of your fingers.

Should have NEVER traded Pickens for your ass.

[Chipper Jones @RealCJ10]

Been a @Steelers fan my whole life…..wanna express my sincere gratitude to everything that Coach Tomlin has done to continue the winning tradition in Pittsburgh. 3 coaches in my lifetime….Im 53…..he won a SB and has never had a losing season. Well done, Sir…..ur a true pro!