Jack Myers

Part-time Harold Bishop tribute act

[archivetvmusings @archivetvmus71]

The Kidderminster man who today squirted cavity wall foam up a policeman's trousers will appear in Court tomorrow charged with insulating behaviour.

[Dan Jones @DanJones3142]

A truly stunning paragraph

[Jack Myers @djackmyers]

The artist formerly known as Prince

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Prince Andrew to lose his "prince" title and will move out of Royal Lodge, Buckingham Palace says https://t.co/DKuUJ4qqSv

[Jack Myers @djackmyers]

@northernassist @networkrail Looks like the lights are all off at Millom Station, all in darkness when I passed just now.

[Jack Myers @djackmyers]

@RailwayHeritage Not Sappers Bridge in Betws-y-Coed is it?

[CULTRAS: The Culture Ultras @thecultraspod]

THERE’S AN UNKNOWN ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA, BUT FOR WHO CHRIS KAMARA???

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

malaysian airlines responsible for the most accidentally funny flight map graphic i have ever seen

[Jack Myers @djackmyers]

The Telegraph engagement announcements section delivers again

[Jack Myers @djackmyers]

@Tringonometry In terms of sweets and other confectionery, I've identified as a family of four for some considerable time

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Incredible sentence in a flat letting description

[David WG @DA_WooGo]

Roger Moore’s son looks like Rob Brydon playing Roger Moore

[chlo ★ @formulachlo]

That last episode

#GavinAndStacey

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

me farting into David Cameron's gypsy caravan

[Jerry Hicks @JerryHicksUnite]

Breaking : Footage emerges of Gregg Wallace being escorted out the MasterChef studio #GreggWallace #MasterChef

[Jack Myers @djackmyers]

@Tringonometry Kirkby in Furness?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

There’s mistakes…

[Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston]

[Scooby Doo at an interview]
Interviewer: May I see your CV?
Scooby: *hands CV over* Rrres you may!
Interviewer: Round here we call it a CV.

[Jack Myers @djackmyers]

@MrJamesMay @hoyer_kat A bratwurst summer?