DJ Alm

aim for the heart, shoot from the hip

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

This whole "👌🏼" shit isnt cool! You know what's cool, seeing shit blow up or hooking up with your ex's best friend. That's cool!

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

When Florida plays Texas A&M this weekend they'll be playing them ... as gators. (via @darrenrovell)

[DJ Alm @djalm50]

If you don’t rock out when country grammar comes on, I don’t fuck with you.

[DJ Alm @djalm50]

I was born on the sea, raised on the shore, kissed by the rain and blessed by Poseidon’s fork

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Lmao Trebek is a savage https://t.co/21qFi8Omyk

[DJ Alm @djalm50]

@Drunk_Myles @harry_rippe I gotta agree with Myles. The guys makes some good points but I hate him as a commentator

[DJ Alm @djalm50]

@d_steininger This is the best news I've read in months!!!

[Tyler Eifert @tylereifert]

2 more weeks. @NDFootball #GoIrish

[DJ Alm @djalm50]

Siri is a cunt and doesn't know fuckin shit about directions...

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS 😁😁

[DJay Dilly @d_steininger]

they can all get fucked just stay true to you

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

When someone says they don't like fishin'

[Pickle Rick @The_RickyRigsby]

Girls say guys are complicated? They've obviously never met themselves 🙄 like a damn Rubik's cube

[DJ Alm @djalm50]

We were dressed in potential, now were draped in sorrow

[DJ Alm @djalm50]

Tomorrow I work 8 hours at $28.80 an hour and 2 hours at $38.40 an hour... why can't I do this every week????

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Lmao https://t.co/Y6H7HRHnHl