The Alpha_ K

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[#TweepOfInterest 🇰🇪 📡✴ @JohnKamau254]

Life is full of ups & downs. Find balance of heart & mind and try to see the good in all things, & people. #DepressionDiaries #OnTheTrend

[Kukie @Karey_mwari]

They say "no man is an island", I'd rather be alone than feel alone while surrounded by friends #depressiondiaries @xtiandela @LarryMadowo

[Kukie @Karey_mwari]

We have learnt to wear fake smiles around just cause 90% don't care and the other 10% looking for juicy gossip. #depressiondiaries

[IG: @ZawadiNyongo @ZawadiNyongo]

Instead of telling a depressed person to surround themselves with positive people, be one of those people & go to them! #DepressionDiaries

[The Alpha_ K @django_man]

Always be yourself.... Unless you can be bat man. If you can Be BatMan.

[🤷🏾‍♂️ @sickolia_]

Can't wait for LVG and Mourinho to meet next season. They'll just leave the ball in the middle for the 90 minutes.

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

Recreate the excitement of this game on FIFA 14:

1. Load FIFA 14
2. Select Holland vs. Argentina
3. Press pause
4. Wait

#NEDvsARG

[CIA @CIA]

No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary

[Hirrary @deebirundu]

U meet Vera Sidika u gat to give 3 in 1 greetings like u Vybz Kartel

"Hey black girl, hey white girl, bleach out girl, how Ya feeling?"

[George RR Martin @GRRM]

Spoiler Alert! I wrote the script for this World Cup game.

[The Alpha_ K @django_man]

“@KevinHeartReal: "Brazil lost by THIS much" http://t.co/tSSzCssjcR” 😂😂😂

[mmnjug™ @mmnjug]

RT @NOT_MOTD: David Luiz speaking to the Brazilian press.

[o's @jamie_kop]

Argentina have Messi
Brazil have Neymar
Columbia have Rodriguez
Portugal have Ronaldo

Germany have a team.

#DieMannschaft

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Here is stat for you @GaryLineker . Germany scored more goals in this one game than England scored in the whole of last 2 worlds cups

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

It seems the Germans spend their time practicing football rather than getting tattoos and stupid hair cuts. A lesson for England perhaps.

[Masaku @masaku_]

Jose Mourinho saa hii ametoa phone kwa charge akapata 13 missed calls from PSG.

[Oliver Holt @OllieHolt22]

Most astonishing football occasion I've ever been to. Brazil lost an awful lot more than a football match tonight.

[Empire of the Kop @empireofthekop]

Bayern 7 - Chelsea 1

[phantéau @_wangwe]

Paulinho moves the ball forward but loses it when he’s overwhelmed by all the sadness brought about by the fact that he plays for Spurs.