Itâs not Lebanon itâs Phoenicia
Itâs not Ukraine itâs Scythia Minor
Itâs not Romania itâs Dacia
Itâs not Bulgaria itâs Thrace
Itâs not Georgia itâs Colchis
Itâs not Turkey itâs Asia Minor
Actually itâs still Egypt
Hellenize your vocabulary
âIâm not used to everybody hanging on to my words and then trying to hold me accountable for what I say,â is such a choice law enforcement quote.
I know that Gen Z has picked up on the deadeyed cynicism of their lead paint enthusiast Gen X parents but at the time, in the 2000s, this was much, much cooler and much more fun than shit like Puddle of Mud.
You can call it cheugy or wholesome chungus or whatever but this is fun, this is well executed, the 60s revival outfits aren't totally into late 00s hipster pedantic historicism, the jangly Strokes-adjacent sound is fun. It's good!
BRENNAN: Should there be an ethics probe to look into Max Miller?
REP. MIKE TURNER: This is a matter of litigation. This is best handled in a courtroom, not a TV studio. This type of speculation is better for TMZ than CBS
BRENNAN: Is it at least something Republican leaders should look into it?
TURNER: The courts need to handle this, not a TV studio
BRENNAN: So it doesn't matter to you?
TURNER: The court needs to handle this
This is the same conspiracist framework that plenty of activists, scholars, politicians, and journalists have (rightly) decried as a cynical excuse to crack down on internal dissent in other countries, but now being used in the US.
It remains a mystery how Slotkin, a former CIA analyst. divined the names of her GOP trackerâs dogs, which werenât on social media or publicly known; a Slotkin spokesperson said he wouldnât touch it.
Sorry to miss Fancy Farm today, but let me get in on the fun. Rand Paul apparently said Iâd been âneuteredâ by my legislature. Rich coming from a guy whoâs never had a pair of balls and if he did theyâd be held by Trump. 1/4
Even above the transformative policy aims of Zohranâs mayoralty, I truly think this continued project of democratizing governance could be the most consequential thing he does. Imagine a world where organizing and mass politics is built into every layer of the governing process.
if the democrats were structured like a normal western political party they would never willingly annihilate their own ballot line in half a dozen states to prop up independent candidates with whom they have secured no formal agreement or concessions