David John Mclean

Newcastle-based Scot. Proud husband, dad and cavachon owner. Into fitness, gym training, football, great food. retweets not endorsements.

[David John Mclean @djbakerman]

@SMERSHPOD This was my first ‘Bond-aware’ film and as it was one of about 3 films we had on video it is memorised almost word-for-word. ‘Mistaah-Sinjon-Smyyyyythe’ was a daily exclamation in my house growing up😂!

[David John Mclean @djbakerman]

@is_glasgow Cracking little cafe/restaurant. And I still remember its previous life as a tobacconist/sweet shop/newsagents. Like something out of Roald Dahl 😂

[WulfHelm 💙🖤 @Wulf_Helm]

DS Raynor tried warning the Guv that messing with the Etonian mob would have consequences, but DCI Starmer isn't the type to back down.

[David John Mclean @djbakerman]

@djx1984 @ItsDanThomas Was about to stick it in my watchlist when I saw this comment… not sure now 🤮. Is it quite unnecessary and unpleasant?

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@ItsJohnRain I feel like Super-boy Michael Rapaport is canonically consistent with his portrayal of Gary the NY cop who Phoebe dated in Friends.
What a crossover 😂!

[David John Mclean @djbakerman]

@ItsJohnRain ‘I mean I’m smiling, but I’m very fucking furious!’, Bambi

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@NickdeSemlyen Armageddons? Faces Off and Cons Air sound promising too 😂

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@Baddiel saw this and thought of you and @SayeedaWarsi These girls should really be called The Juslims: The Next Generation 😂

[David John Mclean @djbakerman]

@historyinmemes @SMERSHPOD - he luv da Poonani when hiding from terrorists in a freezer 🥶👌

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@aliceetches @fitbatweets Amazing. Love this. ‘You don’t care about cancer? Wow!’ 😮

[David John Mclean @djbakerman]

Daily Mail reading retiree: “We didn’t have free NHS dentists when I was young (yes, you did, unless you are 90+) and it didn’t do me any harm (crunches another handful of sherbet lemons with full dentures) 🍋 🍬 🦷

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@RootvegS @davidyelland How much of the Daily Mail’s agenda is exactly this?! Why should younger people (comparatively ie. Anyone pre-retirement) have ONE SOLITARY ASPECT of living better than we did?!?!??

[David John Mclean @djbakerman]

@MrPLitchfield The Atherosclerosis-burger Deluxe.

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@zillowgonewild Strong Antonio Gaudi x JRR Tolkien vibes with the interior

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@zillowgonewild If Tony Stark and the Smurfs had a baby? It would live in this house 😂

[David John Mclean @djbakerman]

@Ashy_slashee History of Violence - he was chilling.

[t/a Underscores Rn’t Us @AndyPlumb4]

The Slug & Lettuce.

#MAGA

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

I've just received and vigorously declined an invitation to write a 'culinary guide' to Saudi Arabia, fully funded by the Saudi govt. It's a murderous, homophobic, misogynistic regime. I've been shocked by the willingness of various hospitality businesses to take their money 1/

[David John Mclean @djbakerman]

@stephens_ben @ItsJohnRain 🤷‍♂️

[David John Mclean @djbakerman]

@stephens_ben @ItsJohnRain Yes! Debated putting a #theuntouchables on that replay but though nah someone’ll get it!!👍