DJ Bars One

Scratch nerd. Comedy nerd. Disgruntled Catholic. Unsolicited advice aficionado. Have Asperger’s/High-Functioning ASD so destined to offend you.

[DJ Bars One @djbarsone]

If you don’t know who @BeanznKornbread are, you may be entitled to financial compensation. At the very least, your parents owe you an apology.

#houston #houstontexas

[Beanz N Kornbread® @BeanznKornbread]

@djbarsone @DJQbert 🔥🔥🔥

[J-LIVE @realJLive]

Proud to be a part of it

[DJ Bars One @djbarsone]

@YourOldDroog Gotta be the auto-tune and R&B hooks. The saxophone solos go hard af too.

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

This is so funny it just short circuited my brain. Real post btw from someone I know. A level of satire I could never achieve.

[Winston Sterzel @serpentza]

China's worst societal problem, lack of compassion for those in need

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@zacurate Pfft. I lost my phone, lost my passport, my driver's license is suspended, I'm 2FA locked out of all accounts, blocked my family on everything, can't get a new anything without a picture ID. Lost all my files to prove who I am. I could go on...

Get on my level! 🤣

[DJ Bars One @djbarsone]

@DestinationXL

[DJ Bars One @djbarsone]

Feet pics?

Bitches pay to see my Dad shoes.

16 4E

@Shanemgillis @newbalance @LaQuintaResort

[DJ Bars One @djbarsone]

@HFoleyComedy @KevinRyanComedy @AreYouGarbage @ChrisAlanComedy @allengilmer @alleniverson

[DJ Bars One @djbarsone]

@HFoleyComedy @KevinRyanComedy @AreYouGarbage

[DJ Bars One @djbarsone]

Stuntin’ is a habit

#HoustonAstros #houston #HTX

[DJ Bars One @djbarsone]

The god @BunBTrillOG treally is the trillest.

We the realest walkin the planet, can't stand it
Pass away, wanna fight us, start to swinging, wanna kill us
Blast away, wanna stab us
Get to sticking but make sure you cut us deep
'Cause I bet you we coming back a couple hundred brothers deep (Oh)

[DJ Bars One @djbarsone]

@KevinRyanComedy Can I send you a Venmo request @KevinRyanComedy. I’m a homeless $10 homie. We have to have a fund for the boys, no? Cc: @BridgeMahone216

[DJ Bars One @djbarsone]

@KevinRyanComedy I am homeless right now, Kippy. Slept outside, listening to this on Saturday or walked around on Sunday I can’t remember.

[Kevin Ryan @KevinRyanComedy]

Timmy D and the bozos are going into business!

[DJ Bars One @djbarsone]

@BeanznKornbread 🤣🤣🤣

[Beanz N Kornbread® @BeanznKornbread]

“You used to drink st ides ni**a” 😂😂😂😂😂. These boyz hilarious mayne

[DJ Bars One @djbarsone]

@sneako Ishallah you’re speaking from experience

[Avery @ItsAvery]

I followed this story, this like changed his life, he spent 10 mo in jail,the judge/classmate was at his release along with his family and now he is a a manager at a pharmaceutical company

[DJ Bars One @djbarsone]

@YourOldDroog