James Hahn II

Digital marketing pioneer with the Midas touch for massive growth. LET'S DO WORK!

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@Tejanobrown https://t.co/JuaMlIfE5l

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@zacurate Pull the nearest offsets and pray like hell they're analogous?

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@zacurate Pfft. I lost my phone, lost my passport, my driver's license is suspended, I'm 2FA locked out of all accounts, blocked my family on everything, can't get a new anything without a picture ID. Lost all my files to prove who I am. I could go on...

Get on my level! 🤣

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@AutismCapital Checking myself into a hospital tomorrow. Follow me for more autistic, bipolar content.

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@ACTBrigitte I blame the white man

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@DJQbert Peace to the gods! Did you see the video in your Instaaaa DMs yet?

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

Google Translate is changing my life.

I have spoken 8 different languages in the last 24 hours.

Just had a wonderful conversation in Arabic with my new friend Taher.

He is a Syrian refugee.

I spoke perfect Arabic to him.

He spoke perfect English to me.

I taught him how Americans shake hands.

A firm handshake 🤝 with direct eye contact. 👀

He lit my cigarette. 🚬

I knew it was a compliment.

I was able to communicate how in America lighting another man’s cigarette can be an insult depending on the context.

He told me how he is headed to Arizona to stay and build a new life.

That he works laying tile in buildings.

I smoked one of his cigarettes from Jordan. 🇯🇴

He had his first Camel Crush. 🐪

It’s a whole new world out there. 🗺️

I would say I’m speechless, but we all know that’s impossible. 🎤

If you were born in America, you have no idea how good you have it. 🇺🇸

#Syria #refugees #GoogleTranslate #translation #languages #secondlanguage #WelcomeHome

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@carolinefevans Hey Caroline, can you please look at the DMs I just sent? I have a mental health discrimination lawsuit pending against ComboCurve. Thank you.

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@Jennifer_Hiller @Grace_Stanke Hey Jennifer, can you please look at the DMs I just sent? I have a mental health discrimination lawsuit pending against ComboCurve. Thank you.

[De La Rosa @Tejanobrown]

Me traveling back in time to beat all the kids in the 7th grade science fair.

This is pretty freaking cool tho! #OFS

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

I apologize the level at which I execute life makes you uncomfortable but I’m not gonna stop.

[A Crude Awakening @allengilmer]

Perfect

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@djbarsone @benaveryisgood @allengilmer Saaaaame! @Landmannery @Tejanobrown

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@wagieeacc The Octagon at @DJQbert’s

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@Tejanobrown This is all very interesting, but did you see THIS????

https://t.co/sSErhJFMYP

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@Mark_LaCour @USArmy That is NOT Ethan!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@EnergyAbsurdity @kylenabecker This bitch just ask for a more humane internet? Hoe ain’t seen Colum Tyrrell’s new special yet? Must be fookin’ stupid! 🤣

https://t.co/RTq25zvXNB

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@EnergyAbsurdity @kylenabecker That’s a dude.

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@Dannyjokes 👀👀👀👀

[James Hahn II @JamesHahnII]

@impetro9 @impetro9 @carloscantu_007 DM me fellas!