djbocce

Angular banjos sound good to me

[djbocce @djbocce]

I don’t believe in magic or the dark arts but I once did see someone fold a fitted sheet.

[djbocce @djbocce]

@jadler1969 How did no one say Goodfellas

[djbocce @djbocce]

@KTVU

[KTVU @KTVU]

A decline in car break-ins across Oakland is being welcomed as a public safety win, but it is also contributing to a downturn for some local auto glass repair businesses. https://t.co/14r7UeCpS1

[djbocce @djbocce]

@Variety If any of his peers have faced such charges, he’ll just steal their defense strategy.

[djbocce @djbocce]

If any of his peers have faced such charges, he’ll just steal their defense strategy.

[Variety @Variety]

Comedian Carlos Mencia has been charged with tax evasion and failing to report $8.7 million in income. Mencia was arrested Thursday and remains in custody.

According to the complaint, Mencia allegedly failed to file any taxes for tax years 2019-2024 and could face up to 11 years in state prison.

https://t.co/KP9daMRmf5

[djbocce @djbocce]

@AdamPlantinga Maybe he just didn’t finish, and he was trying to write “planting a… whole bunch of tomatoes because that’s too much of a hassle.”

[djbocce @djbocce]

I don’t follow hockey but I can say it would take a heart of stone not to delight in Bill Foley’s rotten day. Go Canes.

[djbocce @djbocce]

Son was watching a show called Breaking Bad. I’ve never seen it. There was a woman haranguing a guy about paying back taxes, demanding he write a check “payable to the Internal Revenue Service.”

When one writes a check for taxes it’s payable to the US Treasury. Lazy.

[djbocce @djbocce]

One could take a graduate course on logical fallacies, or one could spend part of a day being a parent to a 16yo. Pretty much the same.

[djbocce @djbocce]

@barstoolsports

[djbocce @djbocce]

@emzanotti Am I incorrect in thinking her name is Bertha?

[djbocce @djbocce]

@rr_pirate @_drazzari @boozychef @magee333 @cccjoe Oh dang - you weren’t messing around.

[djbocce @djbocce]

@SFGate @gggiants Deleted the car radio preset and stopped listening the day they let @PauliesPod go.

[Ivan Werning @IvanWerning]

A friend just revealed to me that the middle name of Benoit B. Mandelbrot is Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

[djbocce @djbocce]

@uscfan981 No.

[djbocce @djbocce]

@BarstoolBigCat Still overpriced.

[djbocce @djbocce]

Did anyone already say Tampa Bay “Sprays?”

I’ll show myself out.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Rays pitcher Jonathan Heasley puked on the mound in his team debut

[djbocce @djbocce]

@JomboyMedia Did anyone already say Tampa Bay “Sprays?”

I’ll show myself out.

[djbocce @djbocce]

@Daniel_Sugarman @baseballcrank

[djbocce @djbocce]

@dog_rates I hope they gave him some of the koala meat