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[Governor Bob Ferguson @GovBobFerguson]

Today @WADeptHealth reported more than 1,000 new cases in one day, the 1st time since the pandemic started. That means in WA the total to date is 36,985 cases and 1,370 deaths. This not going away. Please #MaskUpWA.

[lisa hendricks @MsLisaHendricks]

Tell me again how defund the police is wrong when no one even bats an eye at a policeman in Oregon flashing a white power sign at a Proud Boy that he’s obviously chummy with.
https://t.co/3hPEcyM8nI

[Bookem @djbookem]

At the level of the pandemic bordem where I might try and DM celebrities just to say hi.

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

While some reports say distancing in #WA is beginning to work, we're NOT in the clear. If we want to stay in control, we MUST continue following @GovInslee’s #StayHomeStayHealthy order to defeat #COVID19. Please: wash your hands, wear cloth masks & adhere to physical distancing.

[Kate Bennett @KateBennett_DC]

Four banners on @CNN over the last five minutes ...

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

CNN Chyron person has had enough. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[Jay Inslee @JayInslee]

In Washington state, we know that voting by mail is the best way to ensure everyone has a safe, secure way to vote. It should be the right of every American across this country

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

To support the American people during this pandemic, Congress must:

💵 Guarantee 100% of all workers' paychecks
💊 Empower Medicare to pay all out-of-pocket costs
🏦 Provide $2,000 a month for all
🤒 Give paid sick leave to all workers
🏡 Suspend rent and mortgage payments

[Governor Bob Ferguson @GovBobFerguson]

Access to affordable health care has never been more important. Many Washingtonians may lose their employer-based health plans.

@WAplanfinder can help anyone without insurance get covered. Enrollment is open through May 8th.

Sign up today: https://t.co/4zmLImmaew

[Governor Bob Ferguson @GovBobFerguson]

Turns out @lizzo is 100% that generous to Washington's health care workers.

We appreciate you. #WeGotThisWA

[Bookem @djbookem]

Once all the bars shut down people will just start drinking the fucking hand sanitizer.

[Governor Bob Ferguson @GovBobFerguson]

While fighting COVID-19, we must also fight against rumors and false information.

Let me be clear: Neither me nor my staff are engaged in conversations to quarantine or seal off any part of Washington state.

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

I'm constantly amazed at all the bootlicking Trump's people do, but this is an extraordinary amount 👅. You're a medical doctor??? I'll never understand why so many people are so excited to throw all their credibility away for Trump.

[Bookem @djbookem]

Sanders or Warren. That's it.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I wonder how much money Bloomberg carries around with him. If only there were some way we could stop him on the street for no reason to search through his pockets.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

u can tell how evil a company is by how touching their super bowl ad attempts to be

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

People straight up gettin' pregnant during this halftime show and whatnot

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Mark Zuckerberg comes off like the main character from one of those body switch comedy movies.

"What happens when a college dropout ends up in the body of a tech billionaire & has to testify before congress?"

"First we had Freaky Friday, then Big, & now we're Totally Zucked!"

[Cary Moon @CaryCMoon]

Soliciting an egg to make a baby in the perfect shade of brown, as an accessory, to signal your wokeness?

I’m at a loss for words here. 21st eugenics? I feel nauseous.

Do not vote for this person.

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Before the next election we really have to expand the list of things a president can be impeached for.