aspen 🔱

i like weird musicians, youtubers from 2017, and yapping about coffee and the occasional sports | 23 | he/they | ASU

[aspen 🔱 @djcryingforhelp]

i cant fit the entire video but i’m so grateful i talked to @BryanDechart and @AmeliaRBlaire for as long as i did, they’re both absolute sweethearts and this meant the world to me 💖

[TransitLovingLeftist 🇨🇦🇵🇱🇻🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸 @SocTransitLover]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[𝔨𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔦 𖤐 vartist @nekromiivt]

An animal shelter near me implemented a rule where no black cats can be adopted this month but in exchange they're doing a special thing where you can sign up to have a lil one on one Halloween party with them and it made me cry because thats so nice :'3

[aspen 🔱 @djcryingforhelp]

it’s psat testing today which means i get to basically just pretend to be busy for 3+ hours

[McJohanson @Mc_Johanson]

I love that this exact same stretch routine is shared between so many species of animal

[richard @richard_normal]

the two thoughts that you must hold in your head:

1. i am not better than anyone else. i am a product of the random life circumstances that have accumulated and made me who i am today.

2. i am objectively better than the person talking to gpt about airport cava.

[aspen 🔱 @djcryingforhelp]

dan and phil hard launched a whole ass year ago time simply isn’t real

[markiplier enthusiastｌholland ♡ IRON LUNG!!!!! @phan2187]

IN MY MANY YEARS OF WATCHING HIM, I HAVE NEVER HEARD MARK LAUGH LIKE THAT 😭😭😭😭😭

[Winter @MsWinterrrr]

Happy indigenous peoples day!

Fuck Christopher Columbus.

[Spookz @SpookzRotten]

can we normalize having more robots like these instead of making creepy humanoid ones

[aspen 🔱 @djcryingforhelp]

if the mariners and seahawks can’t be good this year, at least the kraken are doing surprisingly well?

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

"Wow".

[aspen 🔱 @djcryingforhelp]

i keep reading about that iowa marching band player that died after practice and how many other college marching bands did a performance in his honor and i just saw udub did theirs yesterday and i cried

[aspen 🔱 @djcryingforhelp]

a year ago today the mariners made it to the alcs in honor of that i still have memes saved in my camera roll from that night lol i hope we never see 15 innings again

[aspen 🔱 @djcryingforhelp]

brian niccol destroyed chipotle, then became ceo of starbucks and destroyed it too, then decided “hey i want chipotle back everyone loves coffee and burritos right”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Starbucks is exploring a potential $41 billion takeover of Chipotle, according to Financial Times.

The deal would become the largest restaurant acquisition in history.

(https://t.co/imk1rYkLQm)

[soli @solisolsoli]

Postcard, 1902

[aspen 🔱 @djcryingforhelp]

it’s legitimately cold this morning like less than 50° and my feet and hands are cold inside welcome fall i love you

[Ali 🍉 @AliTheFern]

One thing I’ll hand to AI is that I’ve gotten so used to AI slop that now when I see bad art made by a human I think it is cute and endearing

[feefee @fawnpilled__]

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