CryptoPumper

[CryptoPumper @djcryptopumper]

@Mrcryptoxwhale @NoLimitGains @grok DONE

[Seth @seth_fin]

What it looks like if you held spot #altcoins on Friday with no leverage...

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

Dude.

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

My financial advisor seeing 100% of my portfolio is in leveraged fartcoin

[Brad Mills 🔑⚡️ @bradmillscan]

Crypto traders doing taxes in 2025

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

in case your Friday night wasn't insane enough, Trump just launched a "New" official meme coin which is sucking up all liquidity

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

HFTs ignite sell momentum to stop out levered longs. Bitcoin slides. ETFs buy half a billion.
Rinse. Repeat

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Real 🤣

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

What has Crypto done to us.

[Richard Z. Ptardio @RichardPtardio]

Discussed this matter over luncheon with Mrs. Ptardio, and we are in agreement: whoever created this coin did so entirely without my knowledge or consent.

As such, I wish to distance myself from this project forthwith.

I shall be selling my position and donating the entire proceeds to Save the Children. A far better use of the funds, I think you'll agree!

[Richard Z. Ptardio @RichardPtardio]

Gents, quite the morning. I've been inundated by messages, so first thing to say is my utmost apologies if I haven't been able to get back to you.

From what I gather, someone has rather bizarrely created a Richard Ptardio crypto-currency and sent me 700 million of these so-called Ptardio tokens.

These tokens now seem to be accruing a not inconsiderable amount of value.

I thought I'd seen it all, but the markets never cease to amaze!

I shall be taking Mrs. P out for lunch now, and I'll come back to this in the afternoon.

[CryptoPumper @djcryptopumper]

LFG

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

I will see you on the moon. #Bitcoin

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@stclairashley America was saved by a squirrel and a meme coin!

[matthew sigel, recovering CFA @matthew_sigel]

Bernstein: "We will keep it simple. Don't fight this - add crypto exposure ASAP. Call us if you need help"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

As promised