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Spongebob Big Guy Pants Okay

[💯emast💯 @DJEMAST]

"bagel" just autocorrected to "angel" how me is that

[poet @wavstxr]

dis nigga owe me $50 he ain’t watch my instagram story in 3 weeks

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[maisa☀️ @FKAswan]

this isn’t even a hyperbole😭 women are genuinely mutilating their functioning bodies to appease the patriarchy: bbls, nose jobs, foot binding, vaginal cosmetic surgery, to name a few

[Variety @Variety]

Jay-Z brings out Nas for a medley of “The World Is Yours” and “NY State of Mind”

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[the keto man @numetaljacket]

@CantEverDie

[alfie @fossilfinder7]

Why is sleeping slightly less than 7 hours worse than sleeping 4

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

The Wikipedia entry for Rafah, a city bigger than Limerick, is now in the past tense.

It is gone. Not a single building left intact.

An entire city erased by Israel.

They are the Nazis of today.

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

(bunch of buddies sitting around laughing and drinking in the 1700s) man we've got such a good dynamic. We should print a satirical pamphlet

[gnorp @gnorpe]

how it fucking feels

[Maddi Mays @MaddiMays]

me after buying weed on a beach in montego bay from a man named captain morgan:

[pj @pjayevans]

I’m outside Mitch McConnell’s hospital window blasting See You Again by Wiz Khalifa on my JBL speaker

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I don't want to be rude but this is a c-tier Beatles song to have a living Beatle perform at your wedding.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

I’ve boarded flights on percents you wouldn’t go to the bathroom with

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

white men talking about some “i’d die for my family” when u know damn well they’re talking about a murder-suicide

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Globe-Democrat, Missouri, July 1, 1922