Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅

Lovecraftian sockpuppet.
'Well-written but completely insane.'
'Bizarre and illogical.'

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

Why are we letting British nerds decide that America 250 is the semiquincentennial?

Quartomillennium.

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

@RealSpikeCohen Maybe the real war was the kids we bombed along the way.

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

@NWSBUFFALO The Exits along I-81 have been renumbered by @NYSDOT

Weather alerts should be updated to reflect that.

Quoting: Locations impacted include...
Watertown, Oswego, Fulton, Fort Drum, Sandy Island Beach State …

This includes Interstate 81 between exits 32 and 49.

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

@AP4Liberty Every time a new political AI-egirl "influencer" pops up, do we put our quarter in the "Alex Jones Was Right" jar or the "The Industrial Revolution and its Consequences" jar?

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

@Roku Enough is enough. This backdrops app is the latest in a LONG line of crap you're installing on my TV against my will. Knock it off.

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

@dereklevendusky @facebook @instagram Hey Derek, I just caught your sermon - Neither - at NCCF. Good word.
That God is the gatekeeper of the hedge is only comforting if you trust His character.

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

@AP4Liberty

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

Boring @MattWalshBlog picks the most boring Christmas movie of all time at his favorite? Of course he did.
Experience holiday cinematic perfection, Walsh.
Muppet 👏🏼 Christmas 👏🏼 Carol 👏🏼
(…and have a Merry Christmas)

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

"...a nation’s strength lies in its shared identity and values. [Our] values must be clear, but broad enough to account for the differences of lifestyles, cultures, and traditions celebrated from the Aleutian islands to Key West." - @AP4Liberty
https://t.co/sZLa5BqtJF

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

@BrianMannADK I understand the point you're trying to make, but I will always oppose restricting the freedoms of the many for fear of what those freedoms mean for the few. Alcohol addiction is a complicated and multi-faceted problem.

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

@BrianMannADK Calling it "incredibly unhealthy" is an unsubstantiated value decision.

Vs. the untreated water humans had access to for millennia, alcohol was the incredibly healthy choice.

Excessive purified alcohol, like many of the excesses of the modern age, may be unhealthy to some.

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

@BrianMannADK According to the NIH 2022 National Survey on Drug Use and Health, 137.4M Americans drank alcohol last year. If it's true that 140k die annually from excess use, that's a rate of 1.02 per 1k.

Fentanyl is 70x higher.

Let consenting adults get their wine slushy to go.

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

"Remember those who are in prison, as though in prison with them, and those who are mistreated, since you also are in the body." Hebrews 13:3 (ESV)

[AnarchoChristian @AnarchoXP]

“Love your neighbor”
and “Obey God rather than men”

(A Matthew 22:39 and Acts 5:29 🧵 )

[Aaron Slodov @aphysicist]

Milei's 2024 Davos talk, directly translated to English by AI (by heygen), in his own accent. Better than the dubbed version imo.

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

@SyracuseCrunch Section 222 Row J Seats 10-14 #tullyspucks #tullyspucks

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

If you're angry about inflation and looking for which President to blame, take a look at the money supply, and the answer becomes clear.

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

@RealSpikeCohen At this point, if you bring the kitty inside, name it, and tell it not to go outside it will run away forever.
I like the name Maher-shalal-hash-baz.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

It's that time of year again. Happy #Festivus! I've got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it.

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

@anti_state @SallyMayweather Love seeing your memes in the wild. @Liberty_Memes today, too.

[Jeremiah Maxon‽ 🦔🦅 @djere]

@AP4Liberty You'd think the name AP4 **Liberty** would have tipped a handful of them off that maybe you're not the second coming of Chairman Mao…
#readingishard