David

Husband, father, small business owner. Yankees/49ers. He/him.

[David @djhoch]

@speechboy71 Except this is basically the whole country now.

[David @djhoch]

@timruss2 Tim, can I encourage you to abandon this Nazi misinformation platform that’s about to become a propaganda arm of the fascist state for Bluesky?

[David @djhoch]

I cannot fucking believe this is happening again. What the fuck is wrong with this country?!

[David @djhoch]

@speechboy71 By the same token, she’s outperforming him everywhere in Indiana which is much more closely correlated with blue wall states than Florida is.

[David @djhoch]

@speechboy71 https://t.co/ovA4m301uW

I think this is what I’m looking for, but I don’t subscribe to WaPo

[David @djhoch]

@bkabak @THEnotoriousJ0D We know for damn sure Shane didn’t. About as sure as I can be about anything.

[David @djhoch]

@jordansmed Same. I remember Karl Rove flipping the fuck out over Ohio being called for Obama, doing some voodoo math on the spot trying to prove it was a premature and bullshit call.

[David @djhoch]

@craigcalcaterra My normal therapy appointment would be right now but she needed to reschedule for tomorrow. Honestly, probably better that way.

[David @djhoch]

@speechboy71 Just an endless stream of pearl-clutching while they literally do the thing they’re pearl-clutching about. It’s beyond parody.

[David @djhoch]

@RalstonReports I made a deal with myself in 2016 when I started following you. If you were right about Nevada, I’d stick with you. Been following you since.

[David @djhoch]

@speechboy71 What do you think Texas turnout needs to look like for Dems to have a shot there?

[David @djhoch]

@bkabak It’s also a no-brainer to give Cole the extra year and back up a brinks truck for Soto. Also a no-brainer to fire the no-brain manager. But I’m
Not holding my breath on most of these.

[David @djhoch]

@baseballot Even if they’re off by as much as they were in 2018 (5 pts), wouldn’t Trump+2 in Iowa still portend a pretty easy win for Harris?

[David @djhoch]

Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?

[Chives @jarrett_daveler]

“Kelce how does it feel that your brother is a f****t for dating Taylor Swift?”

Jason Kelce proceeded to slam this kids phone on the ground.

Looked like a Penn State student was getting in Kelce’s face for no reason. Wild scene in State College

[David @djhoch]

As usual, Republicans making Dems sound way cooler than they actually are. Elmo is a fucking blight on this planet in myriad ways and should be destroyed. I promise you that even if Kamala wins on Tuesday, he will be just fine.

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

This is the strongest endorsement of Kamala Harris possible

[David @djhoch]

@bkabak Yanks gonna let Torres and Soto walk, and give Verdugo a 5 year, 9 figure contract.

[David @djhoch]

@craigcalcaterra This is like when I decided to replay an old video game recently, ran into an issue, googled it, found someone posting about the exact issue… and it was me from a decade earlier and no one ever answered me.

[David @djhoch]

@bkabak My 4yo dressed up as Judge. Every single house told him they were sorry and gave him extra candy.

[David @djhoch]

@bkabak Two days ago my 4 yo decided he wanted to be Aaron Judge for Halloween. Which of course I loved, but man, what a rough day for it. Still…