Hurgs

Musician, sportsman, former film-extra. Struggles with socialism (which never works) particularly of the champagne variety, and other forms of hypocrisy.

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@MikeTappTweets Tappsy, you’re a bellend

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@LozzaFox Brings to mind the Joe Jackson song

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@AngelaRayner It’s been enjoyable not having you plastered all over the media recently thereby avoiding having to listen to your faux socialist, leftist, class-war utter bilge. Off you fuck again please.

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@SRitoru92105 @ScotlandNT Ahahah you thick twat. No, technically it’s not “Scot’s” it’s “Scots”. But I chose to use a different word - a parody - but in your abject misery you have taken me rather literally. Hope the boys enjoy the cards on the flight home. 👋🏼

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@No1Gillygolfer @ScotlandNT Durrrr, that was the point. If the Jocks weren’t so down on England we wouldn’t give it back.

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@AndrewJMullen 😆😂🤣 👋🏼

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@ScotlandNT Cape Verde would beat this Scotch filth

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@GoalhangerHQ @GaryLineker @Sportico @RestIsFootball @netflix @tonypastor70 Still sporting the weird paedo beard, Gary? 🤣😆 anything on Israel?

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@JohnSwinney @larabirdsnp Other than plummy English and Scotch, do you do other accents like cockney / Welsh / Scouse, out of interest? Hitting for kids’ party 😆

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@jk_rowling No thanks to Jimmy Cranky aka Stugeron

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@ZackPolanski Oh, has she taken the keffiyeh off and back to her concern on the environment given hot spell? You truly are bunch of utter fucking halfwits.

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@RupertLowe10 @CamillaTominey @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @DailyTPodcast Too cowardly to go on The Daily T. Priceless.

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@flexiril @jk_rowling @miroirdufou How can you be so utterly fucking dense, is the more pertinent question.

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@jk_rowling @miroirdufou Boom 💥

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@Eggplant_Elon @RupertLowe10 @CamillaTominey Ahahaha what utter, utter bollocks

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@BenColeyGolf Spot on, Ben

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@WDYFW_PodClips @danwootton Ahahaha great sledge that, Paul, really first class! Off you trot, fucktard, go and put a foil hat on

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@WDYFW_PodClips @danwootton Unhinged narcissistic oddball interviews unhinged narcissistic oddball

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@JackHadders @danwootton You poor c*nt, careful he doesn’t try and film you while bumming you.