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Stubborn human who cares too much and should probably be wearing sunscreen right now. // Thoughts and opinions expressed here are my own. // she, her

[🌿🌈✨ @DJhydrated]

@Camspen_ @whimsicalbbgirl RT what everyone else said, but also, my guy, most jewelers will just carry the same ring in different metals... so just buy that ring in silver or white gold. making her tell you she wants to swap it some day is so gross

[🌿🌈✨ @DJhydrated]

don't worry, y'all, your local masc lesbian fuck boy will pull this shit too #equality

[jynx @jynxbby]

men be like yes i hurt you but now you hate me so i am the true victim

[🌿🌈✨ @DJhydrated]

@golddvstwoman that's actually a peanut butter brownie, hope this helps!

[isa @isawillbefine]

some of y'all. not naming names

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Big week for me legally releasing some of the hate in my heart ☺️ https://t.co/525fhpoEZr

[👑 Mr. Weeks 👑 @WonderKing82]

🤷🏾‍♂️

[⚡️ @21jflem]

i need a phrase stronger than “i fucking HATE ashlyn harris”

“okay, what about me” how about shut the fuck up you BITCH

[🌿🌈✨ @DJhydrated]

I will never forgive you for this, Pennsylvania.

[AP Race Calls @AP_RaceCalls]

BREAKING: Republican Dave McCormick wins election to U.S. Senate from Pennsylvania, beating incumbent Bob Casey. #APRaceCall at 4:09 p.m. EST. https://t.co/FjgpZFcJ4E

[🌿🌈✨ @DJhydrated]

happy Conclave release week to all those who celebrate

[Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers]

First of all, I wanna hear from the bottom official

[🌿🌈✨ @DJhydrated]

Do you cry when you drop your dog off at a new daycare place or are you normal?

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Sorry I was late I was refilling my purse Ibuprofen with my bathroom Ibuprofen.

[🌿🌈✨ @DJhydrated]

it's me, I'm bestie

[kathleen @holdenfordfocus]

brother if only

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

hey sorry for being a bitch earlier it’s just that too many noises were happening at once and my pants feel too tight

[⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔥𝔞𝔫 ⋆⭒˚.⋆ wicked @alyciasgoid]

this is what i mean when i say WOMEN

[#1 computer user @inherentvibes]

pretty sure whoever invented the no elbows on the table rule was just doing it to be annoying

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

me adding wet food to my dog’s dry food because he feels comfortable complaining despite being literally on sale at the humane society