Daniel A. Jiménez

Professor, computer scientist, computer architect, branch prediction guy, Latino, IEEE Fellow. @[email protected]

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

The Board of Regents is like Santa Claus. They know when you are awake, they know when you are sleeping. They know when you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Friendly Reminder:

March is Procrastination Awareness Month.

[Yam Peleg @Yampeleg]

The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by some LLM right now.

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

The best way to say no is to convince you not to ask in the first place.

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

During the first airing of my Star Trek series where a kiss was objectionable; many southern stations pulled the episode & condemned the show. Using today’s vernacular it would absolutely be called“woke DEI crap”because it went against “norms” of society for its time. Not a lot seems to have changed.🤷🏼😑

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

The U.S. should add 3 more states.

Because 53 is a prime number.
Then they can truly be one nation, indivisible.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Learning is like peeling an onion— each layer reveals another layer, and occasionally, it makes you cry.

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

When we asked faculty to identify administrative burdens to research, we wanted processes, not names of administrators you find burdensome.

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

Yes, we do want you to self-censor. That is kind of the point.

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

"she could tighten up that triple-axel" I mumble to the television, cracking open my second sleeve of Oreos.

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

The college reminds you that you should not be using AI to write your academic papers, but because we know you are anyway, we have increased our expectations for a tenurable research record.

[Rusty Surette @RustySuretteTV]

❗️❗️❗️❗️REMINDER: It is NOT illegal to record law enforcement on your phone. You don’t have to explain to law enforcement why you’re recording. You don’t have to answer if law enforcement ask if you should be at work instead of recording them. What you can NOT do is interfer in their operations. Yes, you can record. No, you cannot interfere.

Know your rights!

[Daniel A. Jiménez @djimeneth]

@divBy_zero @jonmasters 6T cell is the first thing I show them when we start talking about memory in the sophomore level class on computer organization.

[Eric Quinnell @divBy_zero]

This.

The AI wave has stalled new college grad recruitment from the “our jobs will be gone in a year” stupidity.

Or you can hire the kids who already know how to use AI and triple their output.

[HPCA @HpcaArchConf]

Early registration for HPCA 2026 ends on December 31! Register now! https://t.co/JuTILlNGLP

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

How many papers have you submitted over the break?

[Daniel A. Jiménez @djimeneth]

https://t.co/ANAFsqq9wc

[Daniel A. Jiménez @djimeneth]

The HPCA Test of Time Award Committee is soliciting nominations for the award to be presented at HPCA 2026. The award honors the most influential HPCA paper from 2004–2008 whose impact is still felt today. Nominations due Jan 8, 2026. Send submissions to [email protected]

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

I won the inaugural FIFA Academic Administrator of the Year Award!

[HPCA @HpcaArchConf]

Call for HPCA 2026 Artifact Evaluation Reviewers! We’re looking for volunteers to help strengthen reproducible research in our community.
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