jo contreras

[The Layman's Linguist @LaymansLinguist]

Shakespeare isn't actually responsible for inventing all that many words, but he did mess with *existing* words a whole lot! The kids helped me create a chart of his most common techniques and their examples. Enjoy!
#ShakespeareSunday

[Chicago History ™️ @Chicago_History]

Pequod’s Pizza:

Good? Bad? Or???

[Illinois Tollway @ILTollway]

If you see ANY vehicle on the side the road with its flashers on, do your part. SLOW DOWN. CHANGE LANES SAFELY. #GiveThemDistance https://t.co/e0iZbe6kM4

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

It’s also officially a pain in my fucking ass.

[jo contreras @djjojodancer]

@carogordillogm I could say the same about you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

Some people think it will be a few inches. Some people like Cliff Mass, Patron Saint of Weather Disaster thinks it will be 54.5 inches and 3 tons of frozen octopus.

[Redfin @Redfin]

Poof! Seattle bidding wars all but disappear. https://t.co/O29C27k54H

[jo contreras @djjojodancer]

Stevie Wonder - As https://t.co/M4wavdzep3 via @YouTube

[jo contreras @djjojodancer]

Home Prices Post Strongest Gain in Nearly Four Years as a Double-Digit Inventory Decline Constrained Sales - @Redfin https://t.co/WRDauoaaJU

[jo contreras @djjojodancer]

Pending home sales rebound 3.5% as hurricane-torn South recovers https://t.co/2QfTHOuyX1

[jo contreras @djjojodancer]

LinkedIn Top Companies | Startups: The 50 industry disruptors you need to know now https://t.co/wf1Nw07PnW

[jo contreras @djjojodancer]

Redfin Agents Have Arrived in Boise! https://t.co/3RacTqKltA

[Northwestern Athletics @NU_Sports]

What an incredible season. Thank you for making this journey with us.

We will be back.

#MarchMadness #B1GCats #PoundTheRock

[jo contreras @djjojodancer]

@pattomasulo this coming from a guy who has firecrotch as his background picture... phhffffffft

[Northwestern Alumni @NUAlumni]

Our dancing shoes are still on! The #B1GCats take on Gonzaga at 3:15 MT. Broadcast info, watch parties, and more: https://t.co/sePRbYw7ju

[Gifdsports @gifdsports]

Refs out here screwing Northwestern

[SB Nation @SBNation]

I hope we all find something we love as much as this kid loves Northwestern basketball.

[jo contreras @djjojodancer]

⚡️ “These 'salad cakes' are completely made of vegetables ”

https://t.co/AN2SKtph7x

[Christine Killmer @ChristineK50]

I wait all year to post this #idesOfMarch meme.