Darren Kirk

Enjoy it, you don't get long.

[Darren Kirk @djkirk7]

@MellyBlack30 @Downham_TownFC They do indeed.

[Darren Kirk @djkirk7]

@bettingvillage 3-z

[Darren Kirk @djkirk7]

@7GCarroll7 @BuryTownFC @josephjack_2003 Fingers crossed for a positive outcome. Back to it soon enough.

[Cambridge United FC @CambridgeUtdFC]

What a player. 🔥

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Russell Claydon @russclaydon]

I challenged deaprting @AFCSudbury coach @DcannonD to follow @lannydaws (during Covid) and name his greatest AFC Sudbury Academy XI

And here it is with current #BarnetFC #CamUTD #Pompey @needhammktfc @BuryTownFC & @NorwichCityWFC players #someteam👇
https://t.co/ua1jbWjVLl

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

Congratulations on your City debut @JoshStokes22! 🎉

[Darren Kirk @djkirk7]

@_MazDunne_ @AFCSudbury @MarcAbbott26 All the Best Rom. Top player and top bloke, really good with youngsters when you were working your way back from the injury. Sure you'll be successful at whatever is next.

[Darren Kirk @djkirk7]

@s10ckc All about Non league mate

[The Non League Promoters @NonLeagueGuys]

⚫️🔵🟠 TNLP PROFILE 🟠🔵⚫️

Name Dylan Kirk
Location: East of England
Position: Attacker
Former clubs @AFCSudbury
@stowtownfc

You can check out his profile on https://t.co/xxDmH5537R or DM us if interested

#NonLeague #BeSeen 🟠🔵⚫

[d7kirk @d7kirk]

Been a very tough season @stowtownfc. Very grateful and pleased to win players player and supporters player this season🏆. Would like to thank everyone at the club and the supporters for their continuous support and hard work this year, the club wouldn’t run without you all 💛🖤

[Stowmarket Town FC @stowtownfc]

📣 We are now seeking a main sponsor for the season ahead! 📣
This is an opportunity to support your local club whilst ensuring your logo and brand are prominently featured on our first team kit, ground, social media and website. 💛🖤
Get in touch! 📞📧

[Darren Kirk @djkirk7]

@d7kirk @Steve_Screech All the very best with your new life Mr Screech. Thank you for the gallery you provided us with over the years. Memories that will live long because of your work....

[Stowmarket Town FC @stowtownfc]

A cracking goal from Dylan Kirk at our match against Basildon. Definitely worth watching again! 👀💛🖤

[Emily’s Football Tips @EmilyTaylorTips]

Who wants me to post this 110/1 monster bet builder tonight? 🫶

I won a 130/1 recently and 2 bet builders last night! 😍

Everybody who ❤️ and retweets will be able to see my bet builders today! 👀

Turn my notifications on and drop me a follow to receive my tips🔔

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

📣 We've signed Josh Stokes from Aldershot!

The young midfielder has signed a three-and-a-half year deal and will return to the Shots on loan for the remainder of the season.

[Darren Kirk @djkirk7]

@Sareyware @d7kirk @joseph_car41752 You should hear what she actually calls you @joseph_car41752

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

Just a few months ago, 19-year-old Josh Stokes was playing in step 4 of non-league for @AFCSudbury 📈

Today, he bagged a brace for @OfficialShots, winning the #EmiratesFACup player of the match in their second round tie ⭐️

[Darren Connor @DCon_85]

Running out of words to describe Josh Stokes 🔴🔵🔴🔵

[Phil Korklin @PhilKorklin]

70 odd games for @AFCSudbury in men’s football, fans player of season and 16 goals. Now moved to @OfficialShots, gone from step 4 to national league. 19 years old. And now registering some of the best data overall, and the best u21 in @TheVanaramaNL. @JoshStokes22 🔥