Working on the jet ski lift tonight…….
Me: “Shoot! I just dropped the wrench in the lake”
Neighbor boy: “I feel like you drop a lot of wrenches in the lake”
He’s not wrong…… I feel seen….
Teenagers are fun to communicate with. Traveling for work so I text him this morning wondering if it froze:
Me: “Was there frost on your windshield this morning?”
Him: “no” (neglecting to tell me he parked in my wife’s garage stall)
First load of treated @ChannelSeed soybeans left the shed yesterday at 27 Seeds!
Couldn’t be more excited to be their partner in growth for many years to come!!
Offered to let my oldest borrow a pair of Oakleys today bc he broke his sunglasses.
“I don’t need any glasses today, and if I did I wouldn’t be wearing yours” (as if my sense of style is terrible)
Proceeds to walk into track meet in a polo, sweat pants, white socks, and crocs🤦🏻♂️
MLB's No. 1 prospect Konnor Griffin is set to make his big league debut for the @Pirates today, so we're giving away a signed jersey!
Follow and repost for your chance to win.
Shout out to the rental car shuttle driver. Belting out Whitesnake and driving like Bo Duke while ignoring the service engine soon light deserves a raise. You truly are, the real MVP.
Can’t wait to rock the red helmet on Sunday with #BillsMafia Repost today for a chance to win this helmet 🥶🥶⛄️signed by yours truly 😉
#WPMOYChallenge@DDawkins66
Happy #1of1Day! We’re beginning 2026 with some unique 1/1 cards to give away!
Repost and reply for your chance to win this EXCLUSIVE autographed Reggie Jackson @Topps card.
'Tis the season of giving ... so we've got some 🎁's to give away!
RT for your chance to win a stadium exclusive mini-cooler cup.
And stay tuned for more opportunities to win! 👀
Let the 12 Days of Redsmas begin! 🎁
Repost this for a chance to win these five baseballs signed by Chase Burns, Terry Francona, Hunter Greene, Noelvi Marte and Matt McLain! Enter by 12/2 at 11 AM ET. Rules ➡️ https://t.co/uP02Pl461b
@GoRamsGo@ColoradoStateAD@CSUFootball As for me personally, I hope they use the same search committee and criteria as they have the last three coaches.
Can’t wait for the best traveling trophy in Ag Twitter (or whatever we call it now) to return to its rightful place on my office shelf! Thanks @marcarnusch and Brett for polishing it and keeping it safe for a brief time! #GoWyo#BorderWar #🤠>🐑