David Levitt

[David Levitt @djlevitt]

@ironbru_net When he makes the subs we look like we have less energy on the pitch. Our bench is very weak and it needs addressing.

[David Levitt @djlevitt]

@mgell1s @SUFCOfficial No for or against goals though?

[David Levitt @djlevitt]

@Parody_PM You are forgetting the workshop tonight;

18.00 how to destroy your local takeaway. (Please bring red paint)

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Today we remember those who fought and died to save us from people like this.
#VEDay80

[David Levitt @djlevitt]

@DN35GTFC I'll take winning a pub league at the moment....

[David Levitt @djlevitt]

@FC_100000 Parasites who need to stay as far away from any football team as they can.

[David Levitt @djlevitt]

@implausibleblog I think he meant he wanted them to buy Sky plc but they didn’t have the capital, which is a Real struggle

[David Levitt @djlevitt]

@AlanOak4 This wins the internet today

[AlanOak #FBPE #FBR 🇪🇺 @AlanOak4]

“We asked 100 people to name something you could do at the D Day commemorations?
You said, Fuck off early”

#ToriesAreDone

[David Levitt @djlevitt]

@mgell1s Not too keen on the keeper wearing an outfield shirt with the quality of officiating in this league

[David Levitt @djlevitt]

@PicturesFoIder Meanwhile a guy walks past with 80kilos of cocaine. Thank god those t shirts are off the street

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

And now, a new party political broadcast by Count Binface, which is both a crucial call-to-arms about water pollution, and my tribute to Tina Turner... 🪙👁️#VoteBinface #MayorBinface #BindependenceDay @Feargal_Sharkey

[Steve Backshall @SteveBackshall]

Samples processed by @BangorUni wastewater research, breakdown on insta @christiandunn @teresamayMP @joymorrissey @guardian @Feargal_Sharkey @theriverstrust @RiverActionUK @bucksfreepress @MaidenheadAds

[David Levitt @djlevitt]

@ScunthorpeMWS @IronHourPodcast Saw somebody throw a bottle at Butler from their bench, I think he would regret doing that looking at Butler’s face….

[David Levitt @djlevitt]

@Lancsiron Especially as a lot of the pitches are not fit during winter months, would help them recover

[David Levitt @djlevitt]

@GrouchoMarx79 @Bango112263 @capsnbovril Could see Butterfield during break in play asking what Dean wanted to do. Didn’t have a clue so BF started talking to Butler

[David Levitt @djlevitt]

@SUFCOfficial That ref clearly doesn’t like Scunny.

[David Levitt @djlevitt]

@Greeny5o1 Thousands of Grimsby fans

[David Levitt @djlevitt]

@willshorty87 Just can’t believe it, makes no sense.