Dan Lysack

[Dan Lysack @djlysack]

@brewdarss @Sportsnet @Rogers Have you tried reaching out to @PremierScottMoe

[Vandal @BEEHIGHB]

SAM DARNELL

[Bartolo's Colonoscopy @lakeview487]

Going from Tomlin to McCarthy is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt

[René @schizohustler]

saw a girl post her spotify wrapped with the caption "so accurate" like yeah it's literally data you stupid bitch

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

When your wife asks if you had more than two beers.

[Mbogo ya Nduîki @WambuguWanjohi]

Also she is the most difficult person to sing "Happy Birthday" to.

[bbg (coach bbg) @BigBlueGoonie]

If this is the end for Russell Wilson with the Giants I just want to say thank you for all of the memories

Russell Wilson Giants starting Qb: Aug 2025- Sept 2025

#HowCanWeNotTalkAboutFamilyWhenFamilyIsAllThatWeGot #DamnWhoKnew

[Adam @AdameMedia]

Incredible.

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

Watching Baker Mayfield play football is like hearing slipknot for the first time.

Not entirely sure what’s going on here but Im feeling aggressive and i like it.

[Dan Lysack @djlysack]

@johnbreech @DanSchneierNFL

[XP - OTC ⏰ @TheRealXavierP]

Someone on FB said this is the Browns depth chart 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

imagine getting a signed puka nacua jersey meanwhile everyone else got jerry rice tom brady tim brown etc 😭😭

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

Christian Wilkins to Brock Bowers

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

When the American empire finally collapses, historians won't be stunned by the greed of the elite; they'll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor. The working class didn't just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them. They slashed their own benefits, gutted their own healthcare, and cheered while the rich wrote off private jets as tax deductions. Not because it helped them. But because they were told it would hurt someone else. And that, right there, is how you rig a democracy without even breaking a single law.

This was a comment I saw under my content. I must say… Perfectly articulated.

[Zach’Dib @zmullis]

Jelly Roll makes music for people who have tattoos of their children but don’t have custody of them

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Having breakfast with a billionaire

I order Mickey Mouse Pancakes and apple juice in a sippy cup

He orders an extra large glass of milk

“I’m lactose intolerant,” he whispers to me with a wink as the waitress leaves

Puzzled, I asked why he ordered milk

He tells me to wait and see

As we wait, I show him how to complete the maze on the kids menu

He’s impressed with my critical thinking skills and shows interest in investing in my next venture

Then our order arrives

He chugs the milk and rushes to the bathroom

It sounds like a war going on in there

Bombs going off like it’s an Iranian nuclear facility

20 minutes later, he emerges

He’s about to be $5,000 richer

Guess who owns the emergency plumbing service down the street

Billionaires operate on a different level