David McSkimming

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

@milano_uk how do we get a replacement lever for your Elizabeth traditional mono basin tap?

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

@joshgad I've watched this 71,000,000 times

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

@AlexTurnbull90 @realDonaldTrump Bi Den

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

@slight9 @DineshDSouza No, but he's earned a lot of prison time! 🤣

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

@DineshDSouza Meanwhile the rest of the entire world are saying, "what a fucking child". He needs to grow a pair and accept defeat.

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

@realDonaldTrump And Biden has legally gotten almost 75,000,000. Game over

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

Gold

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

#pressconference

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

@UberUKsupport @Uber just missed loads of items off my delivery and wouldn't redeliver them. I then had to order the missing items again and got a pitiful refund that only covered the delivery charge. Is this fair?

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

This needs to be shared more. She deals with it so professionally. Unfortunately it's an all too common response. This is why people are marching in our "open and welcoming" country.

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

I can’t believe I am watching this in 2020. Let alone this week of all weeks.

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Jesus, that is just grim. One of the triumphs of modern tines, being able to treat 27 vastly different countries as home, being repackaged and sold as cheap, small-minded xenophobia.

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

#NewProfilePic

[Editpool @Editpool]

Happy Monday! In anticipation of #AmericanAssassin hitting the big screen on Thursday, check out one of the awesome TV spots we cut! https://t.co/PLyy0GMGon

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Twitter is talking to yourself in the hope that someone will overhear.

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

Been a while since I last tweeted so here goes...terminator 2 is on, therefor I must watch. That is all.

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

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[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

Mmmm

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

@djmcskim yeah this iPad keyboard is getting on my twits (insert terrible pun face here) cut all = actually.

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

@djmcskim mucked up his first tweet of 32'dom it's cut all http://t.co/XQq0hG19

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

First tweet as a 32 year old. Trend this munna funnels! http://t.co/vjLZ6Pwb free download nice tune

[David McSkimming @djmcskim]

10,000 men die of prostate cancer in the UK this yr. Pls support my #Movember efforts @ http://t.co/B9uOGCZO