evan ⁉️

ig: @djmelonofficial | fuck a gf i got a milf on pre order

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

just heard my parents clapping lol they’re white probably finished a movie or sum

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

@LAsnark1111 @JacenT1D @TrentAscent @ASFried @CollinRugg The governments orders???? Did you miss the part where Biden wasn’t the president at the time of this entire thing

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

@Jalad25 @thatpeterfox @kanyewest quit your antisemetic bs, this guy being jewish has NOTHING to do with the actions of israel or the IDF

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

gonna start telling girls in an unsigned free agent in the NBA

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

@ecarc23 @Save_the_Daves @maspethman17 @carlovmaggio @Banned_Bill where the hell did groomer come from wtf

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

asked this girl what her major was and she said “international relations” smh coulda just told me you were in a long distance relationship

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

linkedin is my dating app of choice after i got banned from facebook marketplace

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

like 6 months later n girls STILL got me fucked up in the head!!!!

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

i retract my previous statement girls got me fucked up in the head!!!!

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

@imdestoryer @WhiteCatOsu deserved TBH

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

@notdroidbot YES PLEASE

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

dm me for my linkedin if you’re hot

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

@insiggybaby went for macseal tonight and fell in love with you guys, you fucking killed it in minneapolis!

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

got carjacked and robbed @ knifepoint tn got my shit back but have never been more scared in my life

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

@head5ho7 all real and authentic

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

check out my keyboard (ignore the messy desk)

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

@gwynisonline just requested $100 💯💯 God is good 🙏🙏

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

@joeschuster_01 looks sick but why do you got trash on top of it

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

just searched my girls phone think im gonna break up w her bro she has a rushed town hall 10 😭😭😭

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

@jdo248 @LinusTech This card is actually from 2010, it’s a rare ASUS ARES graphics card. It’s 2 Radeon HD 5870s on one card, and they only made 1000 of them.

[evan ⁉️ @djmelonofficial]

kanye west invented nightcore