Morty Coyle

I DJ, You Pay Me. Lukewarm Single Dad. IG: @BeaAndDaddyCarTunes Singer/Songwriter @AllDaySucker, FF5, and The F.O.C.K.R.s. Former Writer/Co-Host @the500Podcast

[Morty Coyle @DJMortyCoyle]

Happy and Healthy Birthday #TBT to @PaulStanleyLive of @kiss from My Starchild’s and My IG: @BeaAndDaddyCarTunes (Right Before Her Second Staples Show in 2020).
#SingWithYourKids

[Richard Blumenthal @SenBlumenthal]

I’ll demand release of investigative findings & conclusions concerning Matt Gaetz from the House Ethics Committee. I hope Republican Judiciary Committee members will join me in seeking this highly serious, significant information.

[Michelle @Michell33650674]

RUSSIAN BOMB SCARES IN BLUE DISTRICTS. NUMEROUS UNCOUNTED DEM VOTES. TRUMP SAYING HE DIDN'T NEED VOTES. PUTIN SHOWING MELANIA NUDES ON STATE TV AND SAYING TRUMP OWED HIM. STARLINK USED TO TABULATE SWING STATE VOTES. GOP VOTING MACHINE MEDDLING AND ATTEMPTS TO STEAL 2020.

[Morty Coyle @DJMortyCoyle]

Y’know, For Kind Folk.

[Morty Coyle @DJMortyCoyle]

“You Better Give Me An ‘o’ to That ‘k’”
- from “The Collected Text Wisdom from the Dad of a Fourteen-Year-Old Daughter”.

[Morty Coyle @DJMortyCoyle]

@JayKogen Ask Him If Forum Parking Lot Hot Dogs Taste Better Before or After @JeffLynnesELO Concerts.

[Gadget @Gadget440]

🚨🚨 F*** AROUND AND FIND OUT

After going viral with the phrase "your body, my choice," Nick Fuentes has had all of his personal details doxxed on Twitter by women.

Your house, their choice.

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

Here’s a video produced by “Led by Donkeys” out of the U.K. that puts down the timeline of how Musk used X to get Donald Trump elected. I would save it because I don’t think it will be up for long.

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

Remember this. Lock it in.

[Morty Coyle @DJMortyCoyle]

If You’re Going to @lcdsoundsystem @thepalladium Tomorrow Roll Up the Street to @GTDaveyWaynes at 6:30 for the Free Early Bird Special Dance Party!

[Morty Coyle @DJMortyCoyle]

Nobody Has Ever Felt a Moral Failing for Not Fully Aligning Themselves with Fascists.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

If your boyfriend or husband is posting “your body, my choice” memes… you need to end that relationship for your own safety.

[Morty Coyle @DJMortyCoyle]

Woke Up to Find Many of Our Fellow Citizens Would Have Burned @thebeatles Records.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Pennsylvania GOP voter to Fox: I believe in Kamala Harris offering a seat at the table for moderate Republicans like myself. She actually has intentions of getting things done

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

If you’re in line when the polls close, stay in line, because you have a right to make your voice heard: https://t.co/VbrfuqVy9P

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Folks, if you’re in line to vote, stay in line.

Electing @KamalaHarris and @Tim_Walz is that important. I mean it.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Especially the girl dads and feminists. Thanks xoxo

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING NEWS:

WE HAVE AN OCTOBER SURPRISE!

The Daily Beast has uncovered over 100 hours of recordings of Jeffrey Epstein talking about his relationship with Trump and inside details that he knew about the Trump White House.

This is huge.

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

For her.
For all our daughters and sons.
For America. 🇺🇸