dave parker

Long suffering Tottenham fan.

Ashford Utd U18 girls coach.

[dave parker @djparker79]

@ChristinaZandes The ghosts of failed transfers past live long in the memory

[Ashford United FC @AshfordUnitedFC]

ASHFORD UNITED UNDER 12s TRIALS 🌟

We are excited to announce the formation of our New U12s Girls Football Team for the upcoming 2026-27 Season!

We are looking for enthusiastic, committed players who will be years 6 & 7 from next September, who want to develop their skills, make new friends, and be part of a supportive team environment.

📅 Thursday, 16th April | 5.00 - 6.00 pm
📅 Thursday, 30th April | 5.00 - 6.00pm
📍 The Green Box Stadium, TN26 1NJ

Whether you've been playing for years or you're looking to transition into a team environment, we want to see your talent on the pitch!

How to Register:

📞To book a spot at the trials, please get in touch with Gary: 07729 296549

#AUFC #COYNAB 🟢⚪️

[dave parker @djparker79]

@Callumtmorgan1 @HimothyReports Probably Klinsmann 🤷‍♂️

[dave parker @djparker79]

@Unknownzeen @FAFO_TV Helmets and goggles on until all guns are away in the safe zone 👍🏻

[dave parker @djparker79]

@ROTS1882 Should have handed out tickets to the local schools, 20000 empty seats 🤷‍♂️

[dave parker @djparker79]

@Guesty777 @SpursJourno Then you've got Madders and Deki to fit in when they return from injury, good problem to have I suppose.

[dave parker @djparker79]

@LukeTheNuke180 @xboxuk 🙏🏻

[dave parker @djparker79]

@Allthings__THFC Two old dinosaurs showing why they are "former" premier league managers.

Sherwood is a bitter bastard.

[dave parker @djparker79]

@simonyemane Looks like a 532, Kudus and Richy up top

[dave parker @djparker79]

@SB8308715342770 Van Der Ven will probably play LB with our plethora of CB's

[dave parker @djparker79]

@OmegaLuke Omega Dad is a real one 👌🏻

[dave parker @djparker79]

@Allthings__THFC Levy to Charrington about Vinai

[dave parker @djparker79]

@spursyjim Screaming their full names overtime they have a shot, then mumbling our players names 🤮

[dave parker @djparker79]

@stats_feed Man I'm old 🤣

[dave parker @djparker79]

@fullback03 Embarrassing from the parents, I'd be fuming if my boy started fighting on the pitch, separate your children and get them off the pitch.

Also why grassroots coaches don't bother anymore!

[Sittingbourne FC @SittingbourneFC]

We did a thing!!!!!

[dave parker @djparker79]

@SittingbourneFC What an achievement! Well done Sittingbourne, should be really proud of yourselves 💪🏻🔴⚫️

[Sittingbourne FC @SittingbourneFC]

FULL-TIME: Southend United 0-1 Sittingbourne #IsthmianLeague

[Sittingbourne FC @SittingbourneFC]

GOAL: Southend United 0-1 SITTINGBOURNE - Anthony Church (90+7') #IsthmianLeague