Ryan Wade

I like baseball!

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

Thanks to Instagram, It's easy to tell when girls have a break up. The increase in photos of themselves/inspiring quotes are dead giveaways.

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

Be careful in moss pit @GenePrincipe, I’d hate to see you getting the boots beat off you on @yegwave tomorrow morning

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

Quick question for the folks at @head_tennis who make ProPenn Marathon tennis balls, why are your balls made of rocks? By far the shittiest balls on the market today

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

Hey @BNPPARIBASOPEN nice greasy move charging the people extra to sit in the bleeders at Stadium 2 today. Your tournament is TRASH. Good thing the people at Penn are reducing waste by making sustainable tennis ball sleeves! #theballmatters

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

That Grieg/Reilly play is exactly what’s wrong with hockey and the nerds that wine about the “violence” in the game. Grieg pulls a bitch move and then he doesn’t think there’ll be any repercussions for his actions. If you do punk ass things, just be ready to be popped. That’s all

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

Maybe the Lions shouldn’t of wore their Pransersice pants today.

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

Connor McDavid… coach killer.

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

All the girls playing for Ireland, look like they’d play soccer for Ireland.

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

It’s a real shame that the truckers ruined the Canadian car flag. Every time I see one now, I want to ask the driver, “hey, are you one of those r-word-ed trucker rally guys?”

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

Marlins guy must not be making that much dough no mo. Sitting in the sixth row isn’t that appealing to working girls.

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

The good news with all these forest fires is that in a couple of more years, there’ll be no mo forests to burn. So put that in your pipe and smoke it you climate change alarmists!!!

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

Hey guys, I’m starting to think that Anthony Bass might be a piece shit.

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

Good luck today Berta. You get to choose between a candidate who actually cares about people and wants to move the province forward, or a candidate who is a trash can and idolizes Ron DeSantis. Sooooooo yeah, I get it, tough choice.

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

I think @chrissaccoccia1 provides the answer to the question, what would happen if a horse, fucked a fish?

[◻️ Rob Primo ◻️ @therobprimo1]

Why do you guys think Toronto Sun journalist @brianlilley covered every single candidate running for Mayor of Toronto other then Chris Sky?

Let us know down below 👇 👇👇👇👇

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

The man didn’t want to live in a world with a pitch clock in MLB games.

[MLB @MLB]

We mourn the passing of Tim McCarver, an All-Star catcher and decorated baseball broadcaster for generations of fans. He was 81. https://t.co/af8eb0Yyuf

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

I am IN TO THIS SHIT!!!!

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

I wish I knew something about soccer so I could shit talk the coach if anything goes wrong today #CMNT

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

Are the jerseys the @utahjazz wearing tonight designed by a mens league team?

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

I’m not throwing my hat on the ice when the third goal is an empty netter. I’m just not doing it. Think I’m a dud, well, Al Iafrate thinks otherwise.

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

How I missed the NBA. God, I’m so happy it’s back to keep me company on those cold and lonely winter nights.

[Ryan Wade @djryanwade]

Imagine paying who knows what for home plate seats and sitting right behind Bill Walton.