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#DevSecOpsEngineer💻 #InfrastructureArchitect🖥️ #DJ🔊 #Biker🏍️

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

That broke DNS

[Shadowfax @Sh4d0wfax]

@sysxplore It was a windows update

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

No RCA yet. I'm optimistic it's DNS eventually

[sysxplore @sysxplore]

It’s not DNS.

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

They've redone it again? I'm almost certain the teams in aws dont talt to each other

[L @lanreadelowo]

This new AWS dashboard lmaoooooo. I can’t believe it took agents preferring neoclouds for the design team to rework it completely

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

AI will take the jobs.
Oya nau. Run am if e easy

[flava flav bolsonaro @yeetintolerance]

Why don't you ask Copilot to help you, you stupid fucks

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

💀💀

[flava flav bolsonaro @yeetintolerance]

Why don't you ask Copilot to help you, you stupid fucks

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

Dey add onions for the garri bro💀

[Adedamola @Adedamohlarr]

20k is actually a decent deal.

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

Una dey zuzu

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[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

Starve the pikin small. E size go reduce

[Mwesigwa Paul 🇺🇬 @FPL_Gullivers]

As an experienced driver, how are you saving this baby ?? 🤔🤔 🤔
You drive forward or reverse??

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

You be intern bachelor

[SuperMario of Benin 🇳🇬👨‍💻 @SuperMarrio001]

Am I the only bachelor who has never fried Akara or cooked Moi-Moi?

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

💀💀

[Royal Mail @RoyalMail]

Ours is always open 📮✉️

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

@FRSCNigeria

[VusumuziKaone @MavusanaKZN]

@iamhorlarboy08 Bunch of lunatics!!! This is a public road full of traffic !

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

@FRSCNigeria

[Dèjì Dòkun @dejidokun]

@iamhorlarboy08 All this new obsession for endangering lives is just sad. Third world conversations every time. So pathetic.

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

@FRSCNigeria

[Zamani @Zamani_WLK]

@iamhorlarboy08 They both deserve jail term for putting other road users at risk.

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

There's definitely drilling going on, it just isn't for oil💀

[Abefe Mi 🌼 @Lopemiii]

I pity y’all who think baddies are living off men’s money. Most of them work in oil and gas and tech companies!!!! 😭

[Gav 🇨🇦 @oakridge604]

As an IT Manager who is forced to give updates to the entire company when systems are down, I have mad respect for how empty these updates are. So often we have no clue what's going on but still have to push out an update. I'm definitely incorporating this into my future comms.

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

Singing on your mandate nko? That one tasteful?

[Orezi Mena @Thecreativemena]

Singing the old anthem is distasteful

[OJ of ABJ @OJofABJ]

2 days into talking stage and she's using inappropriate words like "BUY"

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

**shudders**
Earlier in my career, I worked at a place where I inherited a Windows SBS, on which they had also installed Exchange 🥹
I survived the 2am alerts without PTSD. Exchange was the only software I had to solicit external help to fix

[Mathias @0xCordeiro]

I've been managing Exchange servers for nearly 2 decades.

It is one of the most complex pieces of infrastructure to manage because its databases are enormous and take a long time to repair and rebuild under disaster situations.

Additionally, if the majority of a Database Availability Group (DAG) failed simultaneously, users could experience data loss.

Recovering from backups is an extremely long process and backups could be outdated by a few hours (this is how Exchange backups work).

Imagine moving hundreds of petabytes of data over iSCSI storage. Regardless of how fast the iSCSI and links are, the sheer amount of data makes this a daunting task.

I wouldn't be surprised if this recovery took multiple days and ended up with data loss for multiple users.

I do not miss the days when I'd be woken up at 2am because an Exchange server failed and the DAG was offline.

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

So @_onwunali

[Jay G @jstone9]

@aiwithadb @grok Wrong on every count. TSMC makes ALL the GPU’s for every company you mentioned. They are the ONLY indispensable player in the field.

[djSoniQ @djsoniq]

LOL. Exactly

[C.A.N.O @_onwunali]

Yo! Our talk earlier today. Check grok's response @djsoniq