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[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

After all that…

[Trio Within @TrioWithin]

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[Trio Within @TrioWithin]

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[Trio Within @TrioWithin]

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[Trio Within @TrioWithin]

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[Trio Within @TrioWithin]

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[Depressing Thoughts @Time4Depression]

Just go to bed and maybe things will be better tomorrow. They won't be, but there's always a chance you'll die in your sleep.

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

The new guy at work is allergic to alcohol. Sure hope he doesn't get near my clothes/mouth/skin/life

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

This asshole interviewing me for a job is acting like he's never seen somebody eat trail mix with a lint roller before.

[Simeon @BeresD]

@DJSpiderface racist cunt

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

My greatest accomplishment in my marriage was convincing my wife I can't do a load of laundry without severely damaging the clothes.

[Ed Daly @ezeddaly]

Saw a used condom at playground today. I can't bang my wife on the couch and some guy got a chick on a pirate ship slide mid-winter? Wtf?

[Ed Daly @ezeddaly]

If walking past a gay bar and asked if you're cool, he doesn't mean "are you gay-friendly?" He means "want a hug?" Rather not say why I know