sultanmfalme

i am freelacer dj

[sultanmfalme @DjSultanmfalme]

Politics is a dirty game

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Believing politicians who voted YES for the 2023 and 2024 Finance Bills are realigning and shouting exactly what you want to hear because they have your best interests at heart is a sign of mental illness.

[sultanmfalme @DjSultanmfalme]

@_James041 Ata generator ya 500000 hawewezi nununa so bad

[Eric @amerix]

This is a salt shaker.

When you cook your sumptuous food and then realise the salt shaker is empty,

Where will you immediately rush for help?

You will rush to the next-door neighbour.

The one you have been insulting because he doesn't support your favourite politician.

Knock. Knock. Knock!

"Who is there?"

"Hello, it is me, your neighbour. Kindly, would you mind if I borrow your salt shaker? I forgot to buy salt when I was coming from work."

Think about this salt shaker before you abuse someone or demean his tribe because of politicians.

[✊🏿 @mutwiriiii]

Nakuanga proud kusema i don't have friendship with girls, and all the girls i laugh with already nakuanga nime state my degenerate intentions. Stating your sexual intentions at the first interaction is important and only real niggas do that, leave the long game for small boys with tiny pee pee

[sultanmfalme @DjSultanmfalme]

Lionel messi ni wantam🥳🥳🥳🥳

[sultanmfalme @DjSultanmfalme]

@Osama_otero Lakini kwa club haufai kuenda pekee yako always going with your trusted friends moja akikukalisha kama security.

[sultanmfalme @DjSultanmfalme]

France team ni bullshit nkt😡😡😡

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Be like Manchester United, you only sign players who are willing to play for the badge

You dont force player transfers, you sign players who are willing to take a pay cut so as to join the club.

LEARN LIFE!

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Most men learnt one thing about women and never looked back.. That you can't pamper a woman who doesn't like you into liking you.. Put efforts to women who actually like you and see the difference

[sultanmfalme @DjSultanmfalme]

@Degrata254 Hana game

[sultanmfalme @DjSultanmfalme]

@EBL2017 Sir alex ferguson was the greatest one

[sultanmfalme @DjSultanmfalme]

@PremLeaguePanel Na vile anakaa fala sana sometimes nkt

[sultanmfalme @DjSultanmfalme]

@QuantumSnackk 🥵🫶

[sultanmfalme @DjSultanmfalme]

@BravinYuri Halafu watu wanaimba tutam🤌🤌

[sultanmfalme @DjSultanmfalme]

Cape verde vs argentina very good game #fifa2026worldcup

[sultanmfalme @DjSultanmfalme]

Cape verde defend the corner better

[sultanmfalme @DjSultanmfalme]

Bao ya cape verde mtu anaitwa cabral hiyo ni puskas award medal 🔥🔥 ni mbayaaaa

[Eric @amerix]

2024 Finance Bill: Annual Motor Vehicle Tax

2026: Annual NTSA Mandatory vehicle inspection.

It is still the same TAX.

Reject.

[Royal Ambassador @JaokooMoses]

CONFIRMED: Law enforcement agencies have been instructed to round up youths in targeted areas and maliciously detain them at various police stations in order to instill fear and reduce youth participation during Gen z anniversary tomorrow. Most of them were arrested yesterday and

[Royal Ambassador @JaokooMoses]

Dear woman, your husband was created before you appeared on earth. He's been asking and waiting for the version of you that was ordained for his help. This is why you are still living single and anxious. Life is unique and personal. Stop wasting his time n be the creation being.