Kerik

Part time model. Full time bitch.

[Kerik @djtinyhands]

@htroshynski Sad for u

[Kerik @djtinyhands]

@htroshynski Yayyyyyyyy

[Kerik @djtinyhands]

@htroshynski If my blade touches unclean potatoes and I have the option of cleaning them. Imma clean them. 😉

[Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi]

"give us this day our daily bread" is sooo duck coded

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Omaha Mayor Admits City Doesn't Have Community Spirit To Withstand Terrorist Attack https://t.co/ObpIzWTAo5

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

You you already know what I’m gonna be Dune 2 it

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Fans speculate that Ian Mckellans old fat dick is so delicious that it becomes an addiction to those who sample it.

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

[Kerik @djtinyhands]

@Reuters He look like Josh Allen

[Nick | ニック @NickFromTokyo]

In an attempt to get Americans to see why Japan finds Barbenheimer offensive, Japanese twitter has taken to making 9/11 jokes - completely misunderstanding that Americans love 9/11 jokes.

[austin @jesuissupreme]

How do we address the epidemic of gay people in communications

[Biofeelia @vandedjan]

Me when I get free mcdonald fry

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Extremely Effective Therapist Just Lets Patients Beat Shit Out Of Him For 45 Minutes https://t.co/xM5y9uh7EO

[elly @wizardjarin]

May the legend rest in peace #TheLastOfUs

[Kerik @djtinyhands]

@putawaythecrack 😿

[hannah @discounthannah]

I have information that will lead to the arrest of Punxsutawney Phil