hannah

like man i think it depends

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

accidentally had my jaw clenched for 6 hours again

[ash @contextmxnster]

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

[Momentum Chaser @electricfutures]

After several delays, @DOGE has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in.

Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then.

🧵

[nell @lesIiebens]

the “trump will save tiktok” promise is designed to distract you from shit like this btw

[hannah @htroshynski]

imagine getting covid for the first time in 2024 😭😭 (it’s me i did)

[hannah @htroshynski]

holy shit

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Nothing on tv this year has come close to this https://t.co/sCQhb8ggd6

[hannah @htroshynski]

i once had a dream about glen powell. wasn’t sexual, he just curled up in my lap like a small dog or perhaps cat

[grillpill @grillpill_]

Glen Powell it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

[hannah @htroshynski]

@djtinyhands i’m gonna be really annoying about this

[hannah @htroshynski]

insurance approved the procedure that will give me the ability to burp… it is SO over for everyone except me

[hannah @htroshynski]

@djtinyhands 🫶🫶

[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

Being a movie simpleton rocks. All my movie buff friends give me good movies to watch and I’m like “yep, confirmed another good movie”

[hannah @htroshynski]

@putawaythecrack me neitherrrrr

[hannah @htroshynski]

@putawaythecrack probably got sent to trash by your email’s spam filter

[hannah @htroshynski]

@putawaythecrack billing address?

[hannah @htroshynski]

@putawaythecrack MESSY 🤭

[hannah @htroshynski]

experimenting with top sheets in this season of adulthood

[hannah @htroshynski]

@putawaythecrack ✨windy and dry✨