Tristan Abbott

If you're wondering about my handle, I don't DJ, and it's a long story.

[ESPN @espn]

This adorable young Bruins fan got SUPER excited after fist-bumping every Boston player skating off the ice. http://t.co/8UGTI7XjFT

[Tristan Abbott @djtrisaster]

@jwilcots well if soccer doesn't work out he should be able to find some roles as romantic male leads.

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when you lean over for toilet paper and the automatic flush activates <<<

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Red Sox rally from 5-0 down to beat the Orioles in what can only be the beginning of a turnaround that ends with a World Series title

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@jwilcots let the brewers celebrate what small victories they can

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RT if you're constantly on the verge of tears because the Olympics are over

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I do not understand why the dining hall is showing MMA pretty sure it's not part of the Olympics and why would you watch anything else

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The official athletic trainer for the U.S. curling team worries about hangovers more than concussions http://t.co/2FnVWZl5u7

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"I'm built like fuckin Usain" says the bro with chicken legs as he admires his biceps so we all know who'll be repping UW in Rio

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like actually my brain usually has half a day to warm up before I do any math and I'm worried I'll pull a neuron or something

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why are 7:45 finals a thing this is straight up unhealthy

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@jwilcots yummmmmm "@nytimes: Broccoli's extreme makeover http://t.co/HwFbXYEwSH"

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@JackL1N35 all of greenhouse needs to read this http://t.co/a0DpuMlmfX

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#airplanerepo time

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cranez in my backyard

[Ken Cage @KenCageRepo]

@djtrisaster I judge you as highly intelligent and a good judge of entertainment and adrenaline rushes. Thx for watching.

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I've been watching discovery channel's "airplane repo" for the last hour so everyone feel free to judge me.

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@JackL1N35 so this exists http://t.co/3TTBvi3x7Z

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on a related note, I really want to meet the asian guy who lives at the tip of picnic point

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This map is too cool

http://t.co/CyvI4I4yNO