why

O magnum mysterium, Et admirabile sacramentum, Et admirabile, Et admirabile sacramentum

[why @djuice222]

found out recently that the Puffins congregate on the coast of Maine in late May. and it's like i cant believe yall were in town and didnt text me

[why @djuice222]

@insidetheslot in the work groupchat with my esteemed colleagues smelly and mooble

[why @djuice222]

when u go to pee but you're wearing choice specs and you already pooped today

[bohr @historyman66]

“Tits or ass” nah bro.. her resolve. Her tenacity

[why @djuice222]

@joepease @photonisdead *check date* uh oh. theyre headed toward the towers...

[why @djuice222]

@dreeeeeepy He clearly likes it

[why @djuice222]

the best part about these memes is imagining all these people booting up Diamond and Pearl and hunting down a wild quagsire to do Experiments on for Content

[MageYosh @MageYosh]

When it’s bath time

[why @djuice222]

@itrainsstardust

[Mervin @holeliker]

Well met.
{my dialogue is skipped}
Farewell.

[why @djuice222]

@chudlethal mexico wanted a piece of alabama so they made it big as fuck and split it in two. can I get a roll tide folks

[why @djuice222]

@nocontextcfb he only eats glass. next level

[brian @brianonhere]

Paul Mescal’s a little much for me — I’ll stick with Paul Tequila thanks!

girl next to me on the couch who is about to remember that she’s not really in a place to date right now after all she’s got a lot going on at work & just needs to focus on herself: What?

[why @djuice222]

meanwhile, sam presti is buying everyone's almond joys for cash and flipping them for US treasury securities and leveraging those for stake in a ugandan meal replacement shake MLM. you say "i've lost the analogy"-
and yet, he has four kit kats and a reese's pumpkin on his roster.

[why @djuice222]

the almond joy in the assorted halloween pack is sort of like an nba salary dump. you trade giannis (reese's pumpkin) to the Heat for 70 cents on the dollar, but u make them take Kyle Kuzma as part of the deal cause it's the only way to move Kyle Kuzma

[why @djuice222]

@dreeeeeepy you are making it worse

[why @djuice222]

ive always struggled to accept that "John Ham" is his real name. lately the name feels more and more unnatural to say, even as my affection for the man himself deepens . I feel as though the emergence of one "John Pork" is to blame for this

[why @djuice222]

I was born on October 11th, 2001. i find it strangely comforting to know that if twitter had existed at the time, someone would have likely posted my infant face next to that of a deceased 9/11 hijacker and written some shit like "welcome back, Abdulaziz al-Omari"

[why @djuice222]

@joelgolby they make you wear this thing for that one puzzle in Big Walk

[why @djuice222]

@angelaramblings I think I'm losing it because why is no one mentioning Yoshi