Mr. Baby Girl

Hoodrat feminists 👭🏽ig: dj_wtf21

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

@sara_smile7 @DoorDash That's what it looks like I will have to do. I was so hangry and trying to not go off on the lady over the phone.

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

First why is @DoorDash offering me 6 dollars for a sandwich that cost 8 dollars. That is the minimum I should have been offered. They didn't even try to make up for the inconvenience of the whole situation.

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

Going to the gym so I can eat some fried catfish guilt free.

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

@sara_smile7 Lol did you do it?

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

Adulting is when you get excited that you stuck to your grocery budget.

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

The way to my heart is through my shoe closet. Go ahead and bless it with a new pair.

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

I'm on my big back behavior after this hike. I tried the McDonald's McGriddles and the Chick-fil-A spicy chicken sandwich. It is worth the extra back roll.

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

He said “I have concepts of plans “

[Jared Moskowitz @JaredEMoskowitz]

Trump Debate Team: stay calm, focused, stay on policy, stay serious, focused

Trump: they are eating dogs

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

Trump is definitely a person who listens to respond and not to understand. I know his wife hates him.

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

I feel like I’m loosing brain cells trying to to watch this debate. Got me up past my bed time to hear them repeat the same sentences and never answer the questions.

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

@reallymofo I thought I was the only one

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

@becausecycada I tried explaining it to my 94 grandma because she asked. Boy that was https://t.co/KXfax1EO0q

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

Is this you @coco_patrice14

[Crime Net @TRIGGERHAPPYV1]

Working 9-5 as a professional hater

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

I’m in a Prius ride share and this is the first time they have actually drove over the speed limit and with some urgency .

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

@reinaacass Gemini

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

I was contemplating on cancelling the road trip to see my grandpa but everything in the universe was telling me not to. I'm so happy I didn't because I can feel that this is what he needed and it was what I needed and didn't even know.

[Mr. Baby Girl @djwtf3]

All my life I have never had to block someone email until now. And that didn't work. Shorty made a new email🤦🏻‍♀️

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

This is fcking GOLD 😭