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[Howard Eskin @howardeskin]

🤫🤐🏈The dirty little secrets in the #NFL are not so little according to former #USAToday reporter @Crissy_Froyd #CrissyFroyd on #TheHowardEskinShow. Froyd says #MikeVrabel and #DiannaRussini aren’t the only ones who may have traded "Sex for Stories". 💣

[Stingr Golf @StingrGolf]

There is no better feeling than this

[The King of Queens @TheKOQ]

Get into your birthday suit and celebrate the great Jerry Stiller with a good laugh on his birthday.

Stream all seasons on Peacock and Paramount+, or watch on Cozi TV.

[Jonny Lazarus @JLazzy23]

Here’s my issue with it:

Hypothetically, if Zach Werenski walked into the CBJ front office tomorrow and demanded a trade to Florida because he only wanted to reunite with Seth Jones and chase a Stanley Cup, would everyone be celebrating it as “player empowerment”?

He has a full NMC. He has leverage.

He hasn’t made the playoffs since the bubble.

So what’s stopping him from doing it?

At some point, this stops being player empowerment and starts looking a lot more like a transfer portal, where contracts don’t matter and the competitive balance takes a back seat to the leagues top players handpicking their next destination.

[SabresClassics @SabresClassics]

Happy 40th Birthday, Pat Kaleta. #LetsGoBuffalo #Sabres

[Matt @islanders_takes]

Larkin has every right to limit the teams that DET can negotiate with and use his contract to that advantage. But Yzerman has every right to say "Look, we couldn't work out a deal. See you in September and we'll try again at the deadline. Unless, you know, you want to throw a few more teams on the list."

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

PA Announcer: there’s a sailboat in the parking lot with its lights still on

PK Subban: oh fuck

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I wonder if tonight’s assassination attempt will be indoors or outdoors.

Could be both as bad as his approval rating is.

[Kyle Grimard @kylegrimard]

This is ruining the league… requests trade to a team in the Stanley Cup Finals, the team that’s won it back-to-back years, or a team clearly going for it after trading for Quinn Hughes.

If you request a trade, you’re no-trade clause should be officially void.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

If you're a hockey team that's looking for to bring in a head coach, you know you've found the right guy if you hafta ask the players' union to see if you're even allowed to hire him.

[𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧• @Be_like_calvin2]

IF YOU THINK PEOPLE WITH ADHD SMOKE WEED JUST TO “GET HIGH” - YOU HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED A BRAIN THAT NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP, HAS 147 DIFFERENT TABS OPEN, 3 SONGS PLAYING SIMULTANEOUSLY, CREATING 4 NEW BUSINESS IDEAS BEFORE NOON, AND STILL SOMEHOW FORGETTING WHY WE WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN.

SOME OF US AREN”T TRYING TO “GET HIGH” - WE’RE SIMPLY TRYING TO TURN THE VOLUME DOWN.

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Babcock asks to see Connor’s phone and finds a bunch of Zillow searches.

[STONERS R US 🍃 @_StonersRUs_]

Weed is safer than McDonalds ✅

[Seth McClung @Seth_3773]

I’m down with this guy…… he’s the type of guy I like on my team.

[Chris Low @Clowfb]

My friend and attorney Chad Hatmaker, who has experience in eligibility cases, summed up Sorsby ruling well. “This might be the case that actually generates real reform. That’s absolutely ridiculous. If you have an illness as an employee, you don’t get to break the rules because of it. An alcoholic can’t come to work drunk without getting fired.”

[Big Berry @The_Big_B_01]

If you smoke weed and still get up every day to handle business, pay bills, and get shit done, nobody should have a problem with it 🙌

[What Chaos! @WhatChaosShow]

Live reaction to @DJ_Bean finding out the Oilers are interested in Mike Babcock