Florida Man Dan

Christian/Imperfect follower of Christ. Father. Proud American. Conservative. Triathlete. Crusher of COVID. I have big legs.

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

The format is literally the same as the NFL's, with a shorter layoff. The losing teams have a winning problem.

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

With the Braves loss, the four MLB teams that got byes for winning their division and having one of the two best records in their league went 4-10 in the division series round. Non-Astros teams were 1-9.

MLB has a postseason problem

https://t.co/v2Wptf00Sp

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

You sound like a whiny loser.

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

This is why I wrote an entire article about the baseball playoffs being a joke…cause they are. They mean nothing and seem to be designed to actively punish teams that win more games in the regular season

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

They're not funny, so this is probably a positive development.

If only they're were someone who was going to be on SNL this weekend who knows how to do sketch comedy that's actually funny, that'd be ideal

Oh wait...

[New York Post @nypost]

EXCLUSIVE: 'SNL' staff writers boycott over Dave Chappelle's hosting gig https://t.co/R7q0lryoo3

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

Did @AdamKinzinger win his house race last night?

....oh.... right.

He ceased being useful to the lefties, so they gerrymandered him out of office.

Tool.

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

@AOC He doesn't want to date you. Get over yourself

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

Absolute desperation from Florida democrats. @DeSantisWarRoom

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

And Keith hernandez is a punk biotch.

@Phillies @Mets #phils #phillies

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

The @Mets suck.

Let's go @Phillies

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

Well regulated means well provisioned, well supplied, and well trained. Read the Federalist Papers.

[Ivan T @QualityTweets78]

Interesting isn't it?

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

We gave schools literally billions of dollars for COVID related upgrades. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO IT

[Jerome Adams @JeromeAdamsMD]

We can both make the country safer from covid (2 years and we still haven’t improved ventilation in most places- especially schools!), AND prioritize education and mental health and the economy.

It’s not either/ or. Unless you’re running for office…

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

Today's leader for most bullshit take. America will not fall for this #Gaslighting

[Jerome Adams @JeromeAdamsMD]

Pandemic hyperbole is as rampant and deadly as Covid19. If we want to have sincere and honest conversations about policy, we’ve got to be sincere and honest ourselves. Starting w/
acknowledging we never truly locked down, yet we must do all we can to keep open in the future.👍🏽

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

@DanRather Dude, you're a joke. Go forge some more documents.

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

@mldauber In sum, you're an unhappy asshole, trying to make the rest of us as unhappy as you are.

Literally no one gives any shits about this garbage take.

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

@jschmidt27 @chrislhayes The citizens were supposed to have the same weapons as the tyrants. That is literally the point. Shall not be infringed has an unambiguous meaning. Let me define it for you. Shall not be "annulled, hindered, or encroached upon" - so, not restricted.

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

@ericgeller

[Florida Man Dan @dkaiserian]

I'm old enough to remember when your incompetent ass took them off the list of terrorist organizations. Twitter diplomacy is the worst and weakest diplomacy. Do your job, you weak buffoon.

[Secretary Antony Blinken @SecBlinken]

We condemn the weekend attacks on Saudi Arabia by the Iran-supported Houthis and will continue to help Saudi Arabia defend its territory. Houthi attacks have targeted infrastructure, schools, mosques, and workplaces. These are attacks against civilians, and they must end.

[Michael Quinn Sullivan 🇺🇸 @MQSullivan]

There is no “biological males” - there are just males and females. “Biological” is part of the definition. Don’t give in to leftist terms.

As my friend @TimRunsHisMouth puts it: “There are 2 genders, just male and female... no more caving to leftist nonsense terminology.”

[Mary Margaret Olohan @MaryMargOlohan]

WOW: Virginia Tech swimmer Reka Gyorgy says her finals spot was stolen from her by Lia Thomas because of "the @NCAA's decision to let someone who is not a biological female to compete."

[Victor Nikki @VeektorNikki]

#BlameGameBiden

The Russian President hurt America far less than the American President