Dickenns Omanga

[Dickenns Omanga @dkensomanga]

@KenyaPower_Care Hi,
Why the large voltage flactuations at my place? The other day my protection devices were shutting off power because they were measuring as low as 170-175V. From yesterday it's been 275-280V or higher. Why??

[Dickenns Omanga @dkensomanga]

@Jiji__Kenya why do you allow some vendors on your platform to hide feedback? Isnt that encouraging scammers to thrive?

[Dickenns Omanga @dkensomanga]

@Jiji__Kenya You just fix your app. See screenshot below, theres no way to read the full product descriptions.

[Dickenns Omanga @dkensomanga]

@Jiji__Kenya your android app no longer displays product descriptions in full, and there's no way to toggle the full description. Why??

[Dickenns Omanga @dkensomanga]

@ArapChumoSK @KeEquityBank Hehee sasa niendange bank physically?

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Nowadays @KeEquityBank android app has so many issues... From bugs to connection issues... Like right now I cant even transact... What's the matter!?

[Dickenns Omanga @dkensomanga]

@alicorn_k Could you inbox me the cost please?

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@Victorwekesa @ScorpMsake @Dr_AustinOmondi Hehe Niko tu humuhumu

[Dickenns Omanga @dkensomanga]

@SafaricomPLC with all this infrastructure you need to be dishing out hundreds of mbps to 1Gbps... Acheni hii mchezo ya 5mbps... Its the year of our Lord 2023!!

[Dickenns Omanga @dkensomanga]

@DrBenLovell With the 40 patients I see in a typical clinic day, this can't just happen.

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@Dr_AustinOmondi https://t.co/Bsxbr1wqb1

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@carjonman Hahaha... Mnaweza tu

[Dickenns Omanga @dkensomanga]

Doctors, how do you manage phonecall/whatsapp consultations?

[Dickenns Omanga @dkensomanga]

@MurayaKamau Lazima! Hehee... Ngoja I dm you

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The judge asked the killer of former Egyptian president Anwar Sadat:
“Why did you kill Sadat ?"

He said to him: “Because he was secular !"

The judge replied ,
“What does secular mean ?"

The killer said ,
“I don't know !"

In the case of the attempted assassination of the late Egyptian writer Naguib Mahfouz, the judge asked the man who stabbed Naguib Mahfouz:
“Why did you stab him ?"

The terrorist said:
"Because of his novel - 'The children of our neighbourhood'."

The judge asked him ,
"Have you read this novel ?"

The criminal said,
"No !"

Another judge asked the terrorist who killed the Egyptian writer Faraj Fouda:

“Why did you murder Faraj Fouda ?"

The terrorist replied:
"Because he was an infidel !"

The judge asked him ,
"How did you know he was an infidel ?"

The terrorist replied:
“According to the books he has written .”

The judge said ,

"Which one of his books made you think he was an infidel ?"

The terrorist:
“I haven't read any of his books !"

Judge:
"What ! ?"

The terrorist replied ,
“I can't read or write !"

Hate is Never Spread by Knowledge .
It Always Spreads out of Ignorance .

In most cases ...
Most people who hate don't know anything about the person or people they hate .

[Dickenns Omanga @dkensomanga]

@adow3 Hi! I was actually planning to do a video on it, just quite busy... But it will come next week. And, I might actually get it.

[Dickenns Omanga @dkensomanga]

@EVsKenya @KuriaKimaniMP @EnviClimateC_Ke @kipmurkomen @EnergyMinK My next car should be an electric car. Locally. Soon. Amen.

[Dickenns Omanga @dkensomanga]

@Victorwekesa 😂😂 Now I actually get you

[Dickenns Omanga @dkensomanga]

Where did all of yesterday's flare go today? Anyway at least Wekesa made my day jana. Hopefully 2025 we'll be back.