Moamel

[Aimee Wood @aimeenw_]

Knicks fans were literally drinking w Spurs fans here in San Antonio, this is so wack.

[Cynus @cy1nus]

How much for the one that talks?

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Folks, I don't mean to boast, but last night I ate two halves of the same sandwich in two completely separate dreams

[siel @akechigowou]

if my mom doesn’t let me stay home from school tommorow im gonna shoot myself in front of her

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

Propane canisters hide little gnomes in them try breaking one open with an axe

[steak @communicat1022]

This blueberry I just ate deadass tasted like uncle pussy and it had loose skin too like an old man neck. I shouldnt have been so naive eating every berry. Damn it! I'm so stupid! I should just die this fucking uncle pussy berry damn irt

[matt @mattybtweets69]

(Not really understanding the point of a roast)
I fucking hate this guy and I want him dead

[turbomander @turbomander]

imagine a fish smoking a cigarette. looks natural, no? ah, but alas, they cannot do so underwater. such is the way of life. a cruel mistress, she is

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you’re grasping at balls bro

[saeqlyx @swooqp]

it’s called ID because “I” is short for I and “D” is short for dentification

[deer @doeincrisis]

fake news. i was kidnapped.

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

Don't listen to him we are trustworthy.

[Ezzy @ezzyskii]

Niggas 0-2 and they at practice having water gun fights 😭

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

If I was a detective I'd probably be like "come on tellIlll meeeee "

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

QB1 off a lemon drop tossing that bitch 100 MPH into crowd like Juwan Johnson right there

[i like food @messedupfoods]

I would low-key cook his shit on the side for lil bro

[sexiest in the world @HossMatch]

What if I shot this nigga in the dome

[𝟐𝟑 🇫🇷 @KlutchBron23]

Deandre is gonna forget how to hoop and Dalton is gonna become prime klay

seen ts too many times

[corb @awshuqs]

hey man we’re crossing that bridge when we come to it tonight if you want to pull up