dkisfunny

tax geek wanting to be a comedy writer

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@Cartel_Cal @GavinNewsom @XavierBecerra They will. Welcome to the Golden State of lemmings.

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@XavierBecerra A vote for this fool is a vote for a climate change, pandering-to-the-poor, retard. Don't do it!

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https://t.co/tvqkGObDjn

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You gotta love 2026. I was invited to a gender reveal party last week and my neighbor's teenage son walked in wearing a dress.

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@bennyjohnson It's Becerra's campaign account. He can't claim ignorance to money he's 100% responsible for overseeing.

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@GavinNewsom Someone teach you a new word?

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@20th_Centurygal "Rock Bottom," Michael Schenker of UFO.
Mic dropped.

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@itsrosesm It costs tens of thousands of dollars a year to keep one. $2K? Total bargain 😂

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@AlexDelarge6553 Bruce Springsteen...The Rolling Stones.

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@PatsyDiabetes Even this idiot knows it's "you're." Touche retard. 😭

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@GovPressOffice Not as temporary as your lame duck boss 😂

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@AGRobBonta Now do hot teacher's assistants taking advantage of high school boys. Nobody likes the fun police. 🤣

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@def_leppar20044 "It's been six months. She hasn't shut up once."
The Tubes, "Talk to You Later."

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@Cartel_Cal @XavierBecerra Trump's name appears exactly zero times in the proposition. The failing Democrat party is a one-trick pony

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@RobBonta Gonna lose, loser., and while you're at it, please define "whatever it takes."

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@XavierBecerra Trump? You're a true retard. How about over one million California citizens signing the petition to put it on the ballot.

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@historyrock_ Technically? No way.
At a kegger? Absolutely!!

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@TheExtremeMusi1 Eddie

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@gguworld One of the best guitarists ever.

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@AGRobBonta Your a sad little man who wants illegal aliens to vote. Screw your partisan ruling! The fair citizens of California are voting yes anyway.