🪸Dillon

Oh, to be so full of curiosity to have little room for fear. UX researcher and bird nerd. they/them

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

this is how your email finds me

[Philipp Kostelecky (@PhilComedy on IG) @CheeseCakePCK]

Just delivered an absolute fire joke in the work teams chat. I consider this to be the corporate version of a standing ovation

[Brittnee ✨💕 @brrrittnee]

@Adam_Karpiak Another undiscussed topic - the trauma from repeated layoffs. It’s not a cute millennial quirk, it’s trauma.

10 years of experience in a field & glowing reviews should make someone confident. But when you get laid off every other year it’s hard to be hopeful for the future.

[István Korompai @_kpisti]

We intend it as both a starting point for further reading, but also a reminder for ourselves and others about the breadth of concerns. See the live version at https://t.co/lHhHbHQoxb

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Won’t someone please think of the shareholders!

[Duolingo @duolingo]

why do I have to work 8 hours straight instead of 8 hours gay?

[Belinda Barnet @manjusrii]

What other kind of product is so *embarrassing* that people feel compelled to explain it? No, no I didn’t really buy this thing. Honestly I didn’t.

Twitter Blue will be a marketing case study for years to come

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

More and more people are saying this

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

5/

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[Robin Tran 🏳️‍⚧️ @robintran04]

When I was a teen, my stance on gay marriage was “I don’t care” and then I heard a conservative say “I don’t care either, it’s why I don’t think they should” and I’d go “…no that means you DO care, NOT caring means you’ll just let them” and he couldn’t wrap his head around this.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Workplace Excited to Add More Diversity as Long as It Doesn't Change Anything: https://t.co/kLBRoPr0iy

[Ask a Manager @AskAManager]

Perfectly done

[𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕙 𝕜𝕚𝕥𝕖🇵🇸🪁 @sarahekite]

NYC Bodega signs are pro-labor

[Christopher Grobe @Confessant]

NYTimes shares this guide to Spanish pronunciation as proof of GPT-4’s improvements ……. but virtually none of it is correct!

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

asked my work friend if she wanted to split a cupcake after my next meeting ends and she sent me a calendar invite

[Robyn Caplan @robyncaplan]

Whoever claimed that the "internet is forever" didn't have to go back to the internet of 2009 for a research project only to find that 75% of the links go nowhere now.