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you’re an asshole if you don’t think my dog is cute.

[D @dkn33c]

😏

[(Kat) @ollkorrect0]

Every morning, I wake up, make myself a cup of coffee, and think, "Damn, this is a perfect cup of coffee"

[D @dkn33c]

I’m not gullible, your mom’s gullible.

[D @dkn33c]

@DakHarding 👀 wait. wait hang on. wait. trading what? just like SPY and shit? hang on..

[D @dkn33c]

wearing compressions socks so I can eat this entire can of SPAM™️

[verylvlytree @verylvlytree]

remember it’s your life so go on and select your decorations meaningfully and carefully

[D @dkn33c]

@itstricky740

[D @dkn33c]

“cUZ tONigHt wiLL bE ThE niGhT tHaT i WiLl fAll fOr u, oVEr aGaaaAAAaAinnnn..”

[D @dkn33c]

i think it’s pretty fucked up that none of you are fawning over my dog and telling me he’s cute. rude.

[D @dkn33c]

@Foxymusprime Hell yeah you would.

[D @dkn33c]

can someone above my pay grade please make chocolate covered corn nuts happen?

[D @dkn33c]

@Mn2Nc21 movie. catchy music. cute plot. funny.

[D @dkn33c]

@ManicSpacedust renee Zelleweger is definitely an answer to a question, but not this one. she’s not a cutie patootie.

[D @dkn33c]

this is really important. i need as many eyes on this as possible. i need answers.

who is the Meg Ryan of the millennial or gen-z generation???

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

“Because I don’t want to” is always an extremely valid reason.

[Sweet as Jane 🤗💖✨ @sweetasjaneD]

Stay curious. If you weren’t already….get curious.

[D @dkn33c]

@Jane_Doe82 what else would I hand out on Halloween?!??

[D @dkn33c]

work really needs to chill tf out so I can take a nap.

[Zaza Goblin @ZazaG0blin]

I'd fuck someone up for an apple fritter right now

[B @JustifiablyB]

Imagine life choices that lead to you getting killed by a fucking buffalo

[D @dkn33c]

i relate to Icarus far more than i care to fully admit.