Dan Kowalczyk

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

Some may notice that Donald's 'press briefings' and photo ops at the White House always have him seated while selected background characters are arranged behind him like a Sears Portrait Studio setup. Didn't other presidents stand when greeting visitors? Is the Mad King ill?

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

@ObamaFoundation @BarackObama @MarkHamill Wait until someone explains to Donald what a library is. He’ll build the best library the world has ever seen ever in history.

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

So the Mad King is sending ICE to airports. Can’t wait to see what happens the first time they tear gas the waiting line

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

I’m curious what Mr. Patel did to contribute to the win

[Dr. Dave @drdave1999]

I call your attention to the point where a drunk Patel begins banging on a table like a deranged carpenter in the throes of a grand mal seizure.

This, I remind you, is the distinguished Director of the FBI, displaying to the world the current pinnacle of U.S. law enforcement.

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

@SpockResists Donald fails to understand that the goal of military conflict is to produce a political end, not to blow shit up. It sometimes takes a while to sink in that other countries can get ahead of him with political solutions that don't require blowing shit up.

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

If this was your gramps rolling on with his stories of growing up, you would just make sure checks in at the desk okay and the nurses knew when he made it back to bed. Instead, he's leading the country into the shitter.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump gets sidetracked in the middle of a story:

I used to play Little League baseball. I was quite the baseball player, you wouldn't believe. But I said to my mother, Mom, she would be there. She said, 'Son, you could be a professional baseball player.' I said, 'Thanks, Mom.' I said, 'Why are those bars on the windows?' Big building, big, powerful building.

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

@971theticketxyt It was NINE freaking degrees today, and you want games outdoors? Press box must be warm.

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

@JumboElliott76 My wife will be very happy to learn that our insurance premiums, copays and deductibles are only $2000 per year. She'll also want to know where the rest of the money went.

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

@donwinslow Every time the Mad KIng says something that would be almost universally condemned, his bootlickers blow it off as 'joking' no matter how bad it is.

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

I'm sure the Mad King is equally upset over the 'lavish' lush amenities he's making to the White House, such as a marble ballroom and tacky gold painted trim all over the Oval Office. He's so modest and demure!

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

Even Gregg Jarrett, a Fox News legal contributor, could really make much of a criminal case against Jerome Powell the chair of the Federal Reserve. Trump is angry that renovations have been 'lavish' - lush amenities, marble, fountains, luxury dining room, etc.

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

@atrupar So, the government controlling the means of production is no longer communism, but a whim of the Mad King.

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

@KhangCollects First time in Michigan?

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

@manuthebest58 That's PRINCESS Grace Kelly.

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

@USFunds So how much deterioration in capacity occurs over 15 years? How long, and how expensive to recover?

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

I'm sure the Mad King is stirring up Greenland and attacking cities with immigrant populations purely due to his own morality, and not to distract from the Justice Department ignoring the release of the Epstein files. Redacting his name is hard work!

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

Here the Mad King keeps them guessing if he's play acting like Hitler or Putin.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Q: Would you acquire Greenland by force? That would be a NATO country.

Trump: Are you saying that?

Q: Are you?

Trump: No, you're saying that.

Q: Would you acquire them by force right now?

Trump: You're telling me that's what I'm going to do. You don't know what I'm going to do.

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

A while back, the Mad King wondered to his staff “why do we have all those nukes if we’re never going to use them?”. Either use the 25th amendment, or civilization will be done

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

His Heinrich Himmler already frames immigration issues in terms of a war. He cancels 90% completed windmill projects due to an imagined security problem. Look for almost every illegal order and crazed policy to be framed as necessary for domestic security.

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

Prediction; the Mad King will involve us in one military action after another. Since the true purpose of war is to arrive at a desired political outcome, there will be no defined end. His real political end is to justify his actions as required for defense. It's starting now.

[Dan Kowalczyk @dkowalczyk]

@WalshFreedom “Our ruler, the Mad King, has graciously agreed to offer his protection and blessings. In return, he only requires your eternal fealty and your natural resources forever”