Dave Lingerfelt

I came here to laugh, don't let me down.

[Dave Lingerfelt @dl9687]

@dtfeinberg @gkchimss Great to have Dr. Feinberg speak at our event tonight !

[David Feinberg (he/him) @dtfeinberg]

Great to make it out to the @gkchimss event this afternoon in Lenexa. It was a pleasure meeting with so many local members living here in KC – thanks for the opportunity to speak to this incredible group!

[Dave Lingerfelt @dl9687]

Hope you can join us this week!

[Dave Lingerfelt @dl9687]

Nobody wants to play with me…

[Chris Stigall @ChrisStigall]

This is - without peer - the most humiliating, emasculating thing I’ve ever watched. Obama and Harris literally ignore Joe Biden today at the White House. It’s not that we don’t understand Biden is weak and was never in charge. This is just the painful, visual proof.

[Dave Lingerfelt @dl9687]

Never accused KU students of being smart....

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

Uhmmmm — Didn’t expect to have to say this but here we go…
Crowd surfing in a shopping cart - NOT recommended.

[Dave Lingerfelt @dl9687]

Hey @Loews_Hotels why is it you answer promptly when I make a reservation, but when you've screwed up and double charged me I'm left waiting on hold forever? #poorcustomerservice

[Dave Lingerfelt @dl9687]

The biggest continues to get bigger...https://t.co/tMPPjnrh1g

[Dave Lingerfelt @dl9687]

I was fortunate enough to spend some time running 9.11 miles with some amazing humans to commemorate the horrific events of 9/11. As we ran the streets of my neighborhood people would cheer us on, offer cold drinks, and provide encouragement. #neverforget

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: "That's the way it's always been" is never an adequate reason to continue doing something.

[Dave Lingerfelt @dl9687]

We also have a massive shortage of people who have been properly trained on how to work with this data. https://t.co/walM8uegq8

[Dave Lingerfelt @dl9687]

While on my morning run I observed not one, but two people pushing a stroller with an overweight dog inside. It seems we've let our obesity problem trickle down to our pets now!

[Dave Lingerfelt @dl9687]

As long as people keep publishing horrid charts like this we will continue to have misinformation on COVID. Using a time series line chart, for data that isn’t time series. 🤦‍♂️

[Dave Lingerfelt @dl9687]

Hey @BallysVegas Omar is one awesome bartender! Been taking care of me for years now!

[Dave Lingerfelt @dl9687]

Hey @BallysVegas thanks for making me wait in the long kiosk check in line only to find it doesn’t work and then directing me to an even longer line. I don’t really enjoy waiting in long lines just to hand over my $$

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: "That's the way it's always been" is never an adequate reason to continue doing something.

[City of Parkville @parkvillemo]

@parkvillemo Mayor Johnston helped Neil Davidson, a long-time Parkville Rotarian, install flags around Parkville in celebration of Labor Day. They are a fundraiser for the Rotary and are installed before four major holidays: Memorial Day, July 4th, Labor Day and Veteran‘s Day.

[Naval @naval]

The more seriously you take yourself, the unhappier you’re going to be.

[Dave Lingerfelt @dl9687]

UI design is everything...every survey I've ever seen that uses an ordinal scale has the top rating on the far right with the poorest rating on the left. Have to wonder how many people click this not paying attention and issue the opposite rating?

[Dave Lingerfelt @dl9687]

Email from the boss, "At this time the only item we are requiring you to wear in the classroom is an approved mask." I bet if I walk in next week stark ass naked wearing only a mask I won't have to go to work anymore??