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[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot

[fawn @fawnncel]

april fools Never made sense to me why would you start off a beautiful month with a day of trickery . Just makes no sense. Why not call it april loves. April joys. April smart person

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @mskmalibu]

Early bird shit u wouldn’t get it

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales are so small now haha april fools still big

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[ravn @mfnravn]

what if i donate my body to science and they go like "wow, we can’t use this"

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Woody Harrelson on Trump - "I wish there was a way to get rid of this son of a b*tch"

[Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @HiveFleetHodag]

‘you let your cats up on the kitchen counter???’ I would let the cats use my credit card

[(((Ella Yurman))) @EllaYurman]

trying to approach each day with the boundless positivity of jimmy eats world’s “the middle”

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

The European mind can’t comprehend slightly prophetic groundhogs

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fuck that rat fuck Punxsutawney Phil. Throw his ass in a crockpot

[˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖ @Blazingoth]

every baddie i know loves cats and hates ICE

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

*takes a long drag of a cigarette* so the thing is *coughs and pukes*

[Ishmael @Ishmael77119078]

Overheard a child make the delightful inquiry "do rocks grow?" to his father.

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Aaaaand the glock is in my rari isn’t it

[🐾 Sir Pepper Byte 🐈‍⬛ @pepperonibyte]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrereooww mrraooww

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

i will accept any drink from a stranger because i have a pure heart and believe in good intentions (ive been roofied twice)

[ft lauderdale @dlaauds]

Dads everywhere today

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

Alright time to start Christmas shopping

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

does anyone remember what movie I was supposed to watch tonight and I was really excited for