Dlamini KPF

I am my own man.

[MR NONCHALANT @ItsNonchalant1]

when a man wants to marry you, he’ll turn into your life coach.

[Dlamini KPF @dlaminikpf]

@GomoDzu How did you come to know or realise this?

[Dlamini KPF @dlaminikpf]

@Her_Nonymous_D At least the snake was already dead meaning threat is also dead. The issues from the divorce are gone, maybe? 😂😂😂

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

Dr Myles Munro was miles ahead of his time… this simple conversation here addresses a gazillion issues across the globe

[Dlamini KPF @dlaminikpf]

@Capitalism85094 @SizweLo You totally missed the point.

[John Wright @johncwright2001]

I believe in God after 40 years of ardent lifelong atheism because I found evidence.

Very much against my will and inclination, logic proved to me that the Christian worldview is coherent and atheism incoherent.

So I experimentally prayed, demanding God show Himself

He did

[Dlamini KPF @dlaminikpf]

@PastorJethro1 Birthday Blessings Apostle! May the many coming years be out of the ordinary and glorious beyond what you can think or imagine!

[Dlamini KPF @dlaminikpf]

@Tidoo_Wax This will forever be funny. I still laugh like its the first time seeing it. Who still has the full video? I need it 😂😂😂

[Dlamini KPF @dlaminikpf]

@TshepoBacela Indifferent.

[Jethro Malindzisa @PastorJethro1]

There is no better way to end one chapter and begin the next than in the presence of the Lord. For every believer, the "Cross Over" is more than just a date change, it is a spiritual positioning.
📅 Date: 31 Dec 2025
🕗 Time: 8:00 PM
📍 Location: High Praise Nhlangano Auditorium

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation."
I don't know what Agile means.
Nobody does.
That's why it works.

I make $425,000 a year.
To move sticky notes.
From left to right.
On a board.
The board is digital now.
The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses.
Progress.

Day one, I said "we need to break down silos."
Everyone nodded.
Silos are bad.
I don't know why.
But destroying them is a career.
My career.

I introduced "squads."
Squads are teams.
But disrupted.
We disrupted the teams into teams.
Different names.
Same people.
Same problems.
But Agile problems now.
Agile problems are strategic.

A senior engineer asked what we're actually changing.
I said, "The mindset."
He asked what that means.
I said, "It's a journey."
He asked where we're going.
I said, "Toward agility."
He asked what agility means.
I pointed at the sticky notes.
They were moving left to right.
That's velocity.
We have velocity now.

The VP of Engineering said two-week sprints don't fit their work.
I said, "That's waterfall thinking."
Waterfall is bad.
Like silos.
I don't know what waterfall is.
But I know it's bad.
She stopped talking.
Waterfall accusations end conversations.

We had a retrospective.
In the retro, we discussed what went wrong.
Everything went wrong.
We put it on sticky notes.
Then we moved the sticky notes.
Into a column called "Parking Lot."
The Parking Lot is where problems go to die.
It's full.
We don't look at it.
That's agile.

Velocity is up 40%.
I defined velocity.
I also defined the points.
I also defined the stories.
We're crushing it.
At the things I made up.
To measure.
Ourselves.

The CEO asked for ROI.
I showed a chart.
The chart went up.
Charts should go up.
This one did.
I didn't label the Y-axis.
Nobody asked.
Leadership is confidence.

We do standups now.
Every day.
We stand.
For 45 minutes.
Standing is agile.
Sitting is waterfall.
My legs hurt.
But we're transforming.

The transformation is now "Phase 3."
Phase 1 was assessment.
Phase 2 was implementation.
Phase 3 is "continuous improvement."
Continuous means forever.
Forever means job security.
I'm very secure.

My contract was extended.
Three more years.
For "cultural impact."
The culture is confused.
But impacted.

Agile transformation isn't about being agile.
It's about transforming.
Continuously.
Toward more transformation.
The destination is the journey.
The journey is billable.

[Tax Man @Taxido01]

@RainbowNationW “If you kick the dog, watch the owner come out” - General N Mkhwanazi

[Dlamini KPF @dlaminikpf]

@War_Wilhelm @plantbasedb I think such people deserve to go extinct. Because, why would the world's future be invested in such hateful people?

[Levi Two Sbereza @MazelTov_3]

Once a company in industry appoints a LLB/CA (SA) to be CEO, that company will fail. I see Ivan Saltzman, a Pharmacist by profession is stepping down @ Dischem and Rui Morais is taking over, Goodluck to the workers. The salary metrics and restructuring about to happen, sheesh

[Jethro Malindzisa @PastorJethro1]

A warm invite to a free training for all those serving in a local church to be equipped in doing God's work accordingly.
The ministry of help is for all partners in any local church. Come and learn, for it is a good thing to serve the Lord.
Tell a friend, invite someone, come.

[Dlamini KPF @dlaminikpf]

@FuhReelDoh @ThamiMagongo Hhawu. Shukela is no import but the price we are paying!

[Dlamini KPF @dlaminikpf]

@elonmusk Speaking or commenting without context is a sign of ignorance. Even listening to this clip does not mean what you are insinuating here.

[Dlamini KPF @dlaminikpf]

@Cwenga_Sir So, you're not paying school fees? Seems you are buying for other learners and teachers here.

[Dlamini KPF @dlaminikpf]

@proudly_mzansi @MmusiMaimane This is a temporary solution. People always find a way around these. Sort out these issues, the man is right.

[Dlamini KPF @dlaminikpf]

@_BlackZA Usangakazalwa uJesu. They must check after the 25th.