David Lauri

60-something queer

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[David Lauri @dlauri]

@AmericanAir https://t.co/Y3p6taOv1p

[David Lauri @dlauri]

@AmericanAir Of course I'm crazy for thinking that the airline that gives business class passengers a Motel 6 voucher for missed connections cares about doing better. @AmericanAir

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Ugh @AmericanAir. Do better. https://t.co/YHPrXeyT7H

[David Lauri @dlauri]

Don't want people to call AI slop, @satyanadella? Improve your stupid AI, stop forcing it on people, make it good enough for people to want to use.

[David Lauri @dlauri]

I know that you don't care, @AmericanAir, but you canceled direct flights from LGA→DAY, meaning that instead of a nonstop trip lasting 2 hours you want me to schlep through another airport and take 4 hours and 49 minutes. I won't do it. Canceled my flight and booked with @Delta.

[David Lauri @dlauri]

@grow_up_america @Walmart Open wide, cause next it won't be in your face but down your throat! Happy Pride!

[David Lauri @dlauri]

"Just thinking about mortality and that [Albus Dumbledore] is a very good winding-down role," @JohnLithgow? Maybe for acquiring a reputation as someone who doesn't care about trans people. Nice legacy you're going to leave. Guess your "very good friend" isn't that any longer.

[David Lauri @dlauri]

When I enter my email into one of your terminals, @clovercommerce, it's because I want the actual receipt emailed, not just an email with only a total and a link to click for a real receipt. Do better; be more like @Square.

[David Lauri @dlauri]

Why does @ToastTab make me enter my email *every single time* to get a receipt while @Square simply recognizes my credit card and automatically emails me a receipt?

[David Lauri @dlauri]

@jasparcjack You post photos of your hot shirtless body on the beach and of your parties at ski resorts and your shopping trips to Italy, but you don't post anything about how you'll achieve the utopia you allegedly support.

[David Lauri @dlauri]

@jasparcjack Do you actually love humans? What are you doing to build an actual safety net for low-skilled people whose jobs could be filled by AI? Did you vote for people who would actually implement UBI so that the utopia you've talked about comes to be?

[David Lauri @dlauri]

@StepheniaOmeh Lots of us regret how you voted. Bless your heart.

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@GilbyMikey You need to be reminded that no Republicans for whom you vote will ever care what their few gay constituents want. "Don't take away marriage equality," bleated the sheep to the leopard about to eat its face.

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Sorry, a horrible nitpick, I know, and I enjoyed the books, but you've got an English degree.

[David Lauri @dlauri]

@heatherrwalter5 "…allowing Regan and I to infiltrate the palace…" → remove "Regan and" → "…allowing I to infiltrate," which obviously no one would say → "allowing me to infiltrate" → put back "Regan and" → "allowing Regan and me to infiltrate."

[David Lauri @dlauri]

@JayWeber3 When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.

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Someone who's always been weird — @AnnCoulter — now wants to remind everyone that she's also evil.

[David Lauri @dlauri]

I want Hanneke Faber of @Logitech to know that any hardware they sell that requires a subscription is something I'll never buy.

[David Lauri @dlauri]

@CynthiaNixon Everyone, including young people and people of color, who want to be able to vote in another election after this one better vote for the only person who can beat Trump, which is Vice President @KamalaHarris.

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@bubbyskid @Brian_KA @Kissmyazz24 @levarburton Thank God we're not! Queer kids have it much better these days, despite people like you.